“I’ve just had a terrible thought! What if Jim shows an interest in Angela and hooks up with her?”
#TheOffice #PamBeesly #orgy

“I’ve changed my mind about Michael’s party. Pam would be so jealous if I had sex with Jim. Yes, I think I’d like that.” #TheOffice #Angela #orgy

“I told you this sex party would be a good idea. Who doesn’t love an orgy?” #TheOffice

“Michael’s orgy is the perfect place for me to show off my talent. Along with my 15-inch penis, we Shrutes have been blessed with incredible stamina.” #TheOffice #orgy

“A sex party? No thank you. I am not a whore!” #TheOffice #Angela

“An orgy? What’s in it for me? I’ve already had sex with Pam and Karen and Erin. Do I hook up with Meredith? Or Kelly? Or Angela? On second thought, maybe it’s not such a bad idea.” #TheOffice #orgy

“This will not be my first orgy. We had several back in Connecticut. It’s where I learned multi-tasking. #TheOffice #KarenFilippelli #RashidaJones #orgy

“I didn’t get invited to Michael’s party. I guess I’ll never get to see Pam’s boobs.” #TheOffice

“Orgy’s are all the rage in New York. I love the idea of switching partners. Kelly is gonna be so jealous.” #TheOffice #orgy

“I don’t know what I’m going to wear to Michael’s party. The again, we won’t have our clothes on that much.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper #orgy

“Really, Michael? An orgy? I’m not good enough for you? You want to make love with everyone in the office?” #TheOffice

“Good call, Michael! I didn’t think you had the balls to host an orgy! Just don’t send any queers my way!” #TheOffice

“I’m not interested in any orgy. Unless they’re serving food.”
#TheOffice

“When I was at Cornell, my fraternity had orgies all the time!
Of course they would have been more fun if the sororities had shown up.”

“Michael? What’s this I hear about an orgy for your birthday party?”

“As the reigning “hot chick” in the office, I’ll probably be the center of attention at Michael’s party. Both guys and girls are going to be kissing my ass!” #TheOffice #kellykapoor #MindyKaling

“I hope Michael realizes that not everyone in this office is heterosexual. Things could get awkward.” #TheOffice

“I won’t make it to Michael’s orgy. Bob Vance said he wants me all to himself.” #TheOffice

“A sex party sounds like fun. It will give me a chance to show off my shaved pussy.” #TheOffice

“I was hoping for a pizza party, but an orgy sounds good to me. Erin will be there, won’t she?” #TheOffice

“This is gonna be AWESOME!! I get to see some boobs!”
#TheOffice

“An orgy? Sign me up! I need to knock the cobwebs off the old cooter.” #TheOffice

“Michael has finally come up with a good idea. I think it would be great for our company’s morale.”
#TheOffice #PamBeesly

She’s so pretty!

“With my 50th birthday coming up, I’ve decided that I’d like to host an orgy. I’ll let the party planning committee know.”
#TheOffice

Erin: “We’ve agreed to have another match.”

April: I think she wants me to fuck her in the ass again.”

Erin: (hehe) Maybe? (hehe)

She’s so pretty!

She’s so pretty!

Kim has a beautiful butt.