I think this comes down to how far apart the dips have to be to constitute separate events
The administration’s most persistent critic: the dictionary
critics say
I feel like the world used to be much more filled with dubious facts like “if an ant were the size of a Volkswagen, it could bench press the Earth.” Now all of our dubious facts are like, “measles was invented by Obama”
Sorry babe, this whole time I’ve only been in lime, um, limerick-limerernsence, limerosine
wondering if I’m confusing love with some other thing I’ve never heard of and can’t pronounce
Here’s a commercial while you fill up your gas. Here’s a commercial while you wait for your teletherapy to start. Here’s a commercial WHILE YOU PISS.
Here’s a commercial while you fill up your gas. Here’s a commercial while you wait for your teletherapy to start. Here’s a commercial WHILE YOU PISS.
First Amendment something something
These were my beanie babies. From 8-10 years old, I was planning my whole future around these puppies
Parents handed me a box from their basement with my childhood inside. Still mad that the Pokémon collectibles sold at every Burger King in the US didn’t appreciate into priceless relics worth millions.
Why would you sell it to make a quick buck when you could instead use it to remold society into giving you infinite bucks
A lot of societal problems would be fixed overnight if dudes would just chill. You don’t need SEAL Team Six to hype you up for a baseball game against Canada. Every foreign contest isn’t an existential threat to how big your balls are. Fulfillment comes from within, bro.
Thats way too much to spend fixing a laptop from 1995
NEW zoloft, now with 20 grams of protein
NEW zoloft, now with 20 grams of protein
Mine would literally look identical; you’re right, this is a good screener for people who are likely to annoy me in a particular way
“Do you need to do a number 1 or number 2?”
“10”
We need a more permanent solution
Literally just trying to get clicks from people opening the article long enough to see a name. They’re not even interested in informing people. One step away from “Are you a Trump-type Personality or a Kamala? This one weird habit may provide a clue.”
Wait, you can move goods over land?? Have we (humans) tried this?
*while at the same time praising Trump for doing something he isn’t and giving him credit for understanding something he doesn’t
“How can I repackage the most basic, traditional lib opinion in a way that’s more antisemitic and somehow insults trans people at the same time” idk if this was his goal, but if so, he nailed it
Why do you think I’ve been in there so long
The irrational shame of informing a stranger who is knocking on the door to poop that you are, yourself, currently pooping
We finally made a WebMD with the ability to talk you into suicide.
So many people think I’m playing it up when I drink coffee mid morning then take a nap
It’s not like these are our children we have to “be fair” to. Tons of companies do terrible things. Boycotting what you can, when you can, still sends more of a message than nothing at all. Why are you taking people’s shopping decisions personally?
You shouldn't ever believe anything axios prints. Like literally nothing. Don't even post it as if it's legitimate in any case no matter what they're talking about because they're not legitimate and they're not credible.
