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A 3 1/2 inch floppy disk that unlocks the Goat Internet. Possibly NSFW at times.

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Think Thick on Thursday

Think Thick on Thursday

Just in case anyone wanted just this part of the image:

12.02.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

planets with unicorns

11.02.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A vintage Macintosh Plus and a Macintosh SE/30 computer sit side-by-side on a desk, powered on and glowing under vibrant pink and blue "vaporwave" neon lighting. The Macintosh Plus is in the foreground, displaying the "About This Macintosh" system window on its monochrome screen, with a classic mechanical keyboard and mouse positioned in front. The background is a soft, out-of-focus wash of neon colors against a plain wall.

A vintage Macintosh Plus and a Macintosh SE/30 computer sit side-by-side on a desk, powered on and glowing under vibrant pink and blue "vaporwave" neon lighting. The Macintosh Plus is in the foreground, displaying the "About This Macintosh" system window on its monochrome screen, with a classic mechanical keyboard and mouse positioned in front. The background is a soft, out-of-focus wash of neon colors against a plain wall.

At 40 years old, this Macintosh Plus is officially living its best life: no social media, no notifications, and zero concept of "The Cloud"โ€”just a physical box of floppies and dreams

11.02.2026 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Joe Jusko, 1998

Joe Jusko, 1998

Joe Jusko, 1998

10.02.2026 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

does gaydar use gamma beams or tachyons

05.02.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Love the idea of hiding your shame of calculating behind the cool of smoking.

05.02.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1658    ๐Ÿ” 358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers ALT: a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers
22.01.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in an apron is holding a plate of food in his hands . Alt: Tasting history host Max Miller holding 2 pieces of hardtack and clacking them together.

Of course there was a gif for it.

21.01.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a small step away from hardtack *clack clack*

21.01.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moos kissing

21.01.2026 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
EyeWitness Encyclopedia of Nature 2.0 (1997)

EyeWitness Encyclopedia of Nature 2.0 (1997)

Remember software UIs before minimalism?

30.12.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 598    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Jingle bells ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸŽถ

Clothless version on patreonโœจ

29.12.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3701    ๐Ÿ” 653    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I have ragged on Louisiana a lot but guess what... they do not have a fraction of the amount of litter and trash I saw on the side of Texas's roads and highways this week. What a dump of a state.

29.12.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Moo-ry Christmas! ๐Ÿฎโœจ

25.12.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2868    ๐Ÿ” 572    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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he's makin a list, checkin it twice...

happy krampmas! hope yall are having a good one this year ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ‰

21.12.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1033    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That modeling software was $1500 or thereabouts. The renderer cost $7500. Expensive image.

18.12.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waffle House should come out with some ass kicking boots

15.12.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially frustrating that these settings are not syncedโ€ฆ

02.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All crew,

Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu

Worf

27.08.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 972    ๐Ÿ” 202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf

08.02.2024 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 743    ๐Ÿ” 175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

It doesnโ€™t leak as much as it used to.

21.11.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Netscape was not nearly better by the time ie4 was out. Communicator and onward was bloated crash crap. Only firefox was the savior.

17.11.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almost Minovember!

31.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sneaky clip art of a Mac

31.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
50 Shades of Orange
YouTube video by 5secondfilms 50 Shades of Orange

youtube.com/shorts/3skpS...

30.10.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are in windows Insider, donโ€™t install the latest update unless you want to brick your installโ€ฆ like some of my coworkers on their work PCs. Also get out of windows Insider you daft plods.

28.10.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The shuttle that landed on the moon with Dr. Heywood Floyd and the incredibly long space restroom instructions.

21.10.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great PCs and designs. But the bloatware was so bad.

16.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chips Ahoys start out bad from the factory. It's a mystery why the brand still exists

04.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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