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NealWiser

@nealwiser.bsky.social

Project Manager. Screenwriter: Scriptapalooza Fellow (2020), ISA Development Slate. Won/Placed in 12 comps. I sometimes teach Screenwriting at Drexel U.

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a cartoon of a man with crutches standing in front of a microphone with the words where is everybody below him ALT: a cartoon of a man with crutches standing in front of a microphone with the words where is everybody below him

I’m guilty of not being here enough, but who else is here?

01.06.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with red hair is wearing a black jacket and a #schittscreek logo behind her ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a black jacket and a #schittscreek logo behind her
07.05.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on! Everyone knows oxygen is a scam. By definition, it’s an oxidizer meaning it burns stuff. If it existed the entire planet would catch on fire. (This is a joke, but how many people today would have believed me? Too many.)

07.05.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT is still utterly incompetent. As a test, I just spent an hour trying to get it to build a detailed list of simple productivity macros and instructions on how to program them using Keyboard Maestro and the more we worked on it the more it got wrong or lied to me.

07.05.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who says you won't accomplish anything "noteworthy?" Who says you have to? And who determines what "noteworthy" is? It's YOUR life, my friend. Certainly, times are hard, but as the saying goes, 'you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.'

24.04.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a sweater says " don 't hold your breath " ALT: a man in a sweater says " don 't hold your breath "
10.04.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, no! So sorry to hear that. Listen, you’re going to do great. Yes, these are serious procedures, but they’re very common these days. The surgeons know what they’re doing.

08.04.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which Grindr story is that? There’s so many.

26.03.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mail sent to the White House does NOT go to the White House. It goes directly to a special sorting facility in Maryland (at least, it used to) where it gets scanned for toxins before being processed. Then, less than .1% ever gets forwarded to the WH complex for review before going to the WH proper.

12.03.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean, unlike what’s already happening?

12.03.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the first time ever, I didn't realize that Daylight Savings Time started today. I'm SO confused.

09.03.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait just a minute there. I dunno if I recall lovers in that movie.

07.03.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man laying down with the words " i have a really bad feeling about this " ALT: a man laying down with the words " i have a really bad feeling about this "
04.03.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Q2's gonna be a shit-show. A lot of people F'd around and are going to find out, and it will hurt. I, for one, will take no joy in it.

02.03.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So very sorry for your loss. May her memory be a blessing.

02.03.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with red hair is wearing a black jacket and a #schittscreek logo behind her ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a black jacket and a #schittscreek logo behind her
01.03.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Takes on the Middle East || Peter Zeihan
YouTube video by Zeihan on Geopolitics Trump Takes on the Middle East || Peter Zeihan

I generally try to avoid politics here, but here’s a rational (and short) analysis about the situation in the Middle East. I’ve been watching Peter Zeihan for a few years and while I don’t always agree with him, his perspective is a good one.
youtu.be/5JLjleh_nqo?...

25.02.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they did call themselves the β€œPayPal Mafia.”

23.02.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear manager,
This week, I

1) Woke up
2) Grabbed a brush and put on a little make up
3) Hid the scars to fade away the shake up.
4) Left the keys upon the table

Sincerely,
Someone who wanted to.

23.02.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On Sunday mornings I can usually be found at Starbucks (don’t judge) by 7am for a hours long focused writing session. Missed it this morning. While correlation does not mean causation, I think vodka had something to do with it.
#5amwritersclub

23.02.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox ALT: a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
23.02.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t β€œcontroversial.” Calling it such is gaslighting. We ALL know what this is and where this leads.

21.02.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait! I have that cassette in my basementβ€” Uh, I mean Party Central HQ.

20.02.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True, but there’s a couple of people who are being absolutely throttled on Tw so I follow them here. Filters would block a lot of them to, unless… I’ll have to check on exclusions. Just haven’t had time.

19.02.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œNear Freezing.” Dude, it’s 15 degrees (F) outside of Philly right now!!!

19.02.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably because they’re seeing the chaos in the US and realize their social benefits will be eliminated as well.

19.02.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once read an extensive article in Cinefex Magazine about this sequence. Groundbreaking achievement at the time. Looking forward to reading your post. Thanks for sharing.

19.02.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t discount petty office politics. At his 6 mos review, coworker got promoted & was told β€œYou’re the future of the company” by a VP. Next week he was gone because another VP was fighting with the first VP and wanted to exert her authority so she zeroed out the position’s budget. Ugly. Very ugly.

19.02.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, what I mean is when I came over it was along with a whole lot of screenwriters & creatives, and that's what we were talking about. Sure, there were some politics, but it was manageable. Now, politics is the prevailing content in my feed by a very wide margin, rivaling what I get from Twitter.

18.02.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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