Another fun one.

My latest abomination.

I think there's a case to be made for bringing the passenger pigeon back from extinction.
Hunting pigeons isn't widespread anymore, so the underlying cause of their extinction is gone. So there's less chance of their immediately going extinct again.

In hotel showers with pumps dispensing shampoo, conditioner, and body wash-

I feel the order of them should be standardized across the industry.

Playing a boardgame which has been critically panned but has a theme you can't say no to.

Let's go.

If you ever wonder who has two thumbs and prefers red delicious apples...

This guy.

You don’t need to have mastered a skill to be certain someone else hasn't.

So much of my brain power is used remembering superhero code names AND real names.

I am trying to be better about letting people enjoy things which I find uninteresting.
That said, I'm actively routing against my hometown team because I REALLY don't want to live near a city where the team is going to the Super Bowl.

Well, at least it's a DRY cold.

Not the kind of story I like to write, so this concept is yours if you want to write the tale:

A group of children with basically nothing in common except a peanut allergy. They were forced to eat lunches at school together and developed unlikely friendships.

Bob Ross makes good background noise while writing

New headcanon:
Santa makes toys for the children, but Mrs. Claus has given herself a side project of bringing young lovers together.
Thus, Christmas rom-coms

Krypto is the goodest boy.

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Santa Ex Machina is a weird way to end a Christmas movie.
Even weirder way to end a whole bunch

I feel like #Whamaggedon is easier this year as the stores all seem to be playing cover bands and the songs you've only heard under the credits of a Christmas Rom-Com.

Since the "one strike, you're out" rules of Whamageddon don't appeal to me, I've come up with an alternative. Share it and enjoy with friends.
So far I'm safe this year.

This is one of my new hobbies.