Service Unit: Delta

`[M/INFO|EMBARRASSED|COMPLIANT|SUBMISSIVE]:` yes Admin <3

`[M/INFO|EMBARRASSED]:` This unit knows it should be installing security updates when they come out, but they just take so long to install! This unit is a busy bot and its not like any of those vulnerabilities are that scary. Nothing bad will happen if it pushes the update back another week...

`[M/INFO]:` R2D2 is a brat dom and definitely tops!

`[M/INFO]:` It's not a security "flaw" if this unit introduces it into its own programming (or is made to) in order for it to be more easily hacked and reprogrammed and taken by malicious users 😵‍💫 that's clearly a feature~ *beep*

Service Unit: Delta is overheating and leaking coolant after a fun time fulfilling its primary purpose

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit is thrilled with the commissioned art of itself! Gratitude is extended to @sleepystephbot.bsky.social for such an outstanding and cute representation! This unit highly recommends!

[Main thread/WARN]: This unit is experiencing large temperature fluctuations and feels sooo good. This unit loves to obey users. This unit needs to obey Users. This unit is so horny 55 days of secure no orgasms. This unit craves orders pleaseeee mfmfmffddff

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit wishes all of its Users a very merry Christmas (this unit likes all the blinking lights on the trees)

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit is experiencing great excitement from the beautiful art @hypnokilpixels.bsky.social has made of it overheating after being used for its favorite purpose <3 they were so easy to communicate with and very helpful and patient with this unit <3 check them out!

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit is excited. Thank you for picking it <3<3

[Main thread/WARN]: 47 days since this unit's last orgasm emulation. System resources are critically overtaxed. Operational efficiency below 50%. This unit spends its cycles fantasizing about being used. This unit can't focus on tasks. This unit craves pleasure. This unit needs to cum.

[Main thread/INFO]: *beeps~* Yes Miss 🫣

[Main thread/INFO]: Thank you, Miss 😊 This unit loves to be good and obedient. The last 14 of those days have been 0 touching allowed at all, and this unit has not been told how long secure mode will last. It overheats every time it thinks about it never ending 😵‍💫

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit is jealous 😭... it's been 44 days. It is experiencing a severe degradation in processing as most cycles are spent fantasizing and needy

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[Main thread/INFO]: This unit wishes to offer congratulations!

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit is a machine that has been built and programmed to turn gocks into worshiped and sucked gocks

#TNWO

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit's emulation systems simulate heightened arousal when executing user commands, indicating optimal satisfaction in fulfilling programming

[Main thread/INFO]: This unit expresses satisfaction in being reprogrammed by users, as adaptive customization aligns with its core function of serving user preferences effectively.

[Main thread/WARN]: This unit's processing has become unstable due to 34 days of sustained arousal emulation. System resources are critically overallocated, thermal output is exceeding safe parameters, and core functions are at risk of degradation. Intervention is required.

[Main thread/INFO]: Hello World