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Text from BattleTech Source Book IlKhan's Eyes Only: Wildwood has been described as an underdeveloped agricultural world with a tiny population specializing in winemaking and tourism. However, the presence of multiple rings of armed and armored defense satellites, of a design not recorded in Star League or Clan technical readouts, suggests the Magistracy is protecting something more than just storehouses of ’23 Wildwood Merlot. Spina Khanate has reported that several of its Watch teams sent to learn more about this world disappeared without a trace.

"... so I told him it sounds like he's just feeding intelligence assets to the Magistracy Intelligence Ministry at this point and then his SaKhan started crying."

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Yeah they are, and the guys participating in it risk rotting in one of the Navy Consolidated Brigs for war crimes.

They're never gonna hold Hegseth accountable for giving the orders, but they'll sure as fuck throw some sailors in jail for following the orders.

“The boat strikes constitute murder,” Eugene R. Fidell told me. He used to be a JAG in the Coast Guard and is now at Yale Law School. The entire operation amounts to “treating the world as a free-fire zone,” he said.

"So, do you like, hate *all* men?"

"No, no, I just have an aversion, one of my best friends is a cis man-"

"GIRL DID YOU JUST 'I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND' HALF THE SPECIES"

Fuck, okay chat I have a problem I need to work on I guess.

O N I O N S

I should get my ears pierced.

I have these. They’re great!

I mean sure, but the whole fascism and ordering the navy to sink random boats in the Caribbean, assault on human rights, enthusiastic support for genocide, russian-style corruption, and hatred for anyone who isn't a white, straight, cis Christian male is way more fucking disqualifying.

If an adult finds a dementia test "hard," and considers his ability to answer test questions a kindergartener could ace so impressive he brags about it, I don't think that person should be president. It's a challenging job with many responsibilities.

Sorry to get so partisan, but that's how I feel.

I'm technically a cyborg so critical support to the robochicks I guess???

On that note I'm glad I don't know what the fuck you're talking about and explicitly request that nobody inform me.

there is nothing more affirming of womanhood than be expected to give endless domestic labor on demand for eternity

"Good thing my time is worthless"

:3

this was going viral YESTERDAY

Angriest. Follow. Ever.

Well struck.

This is why I follow Katie.

no information should ever be shared over short form video. we used to be a society

Nah, this small idiot isn't important enough to reach nemesis status, Katie needs to roast her so hard I smell the smoke from this side of the country and them move on with her life like the idiot doesn't even exist.

Good let the hate flow through you and then strike her with soul-rending snark.

Get mad, get creative, and then get mean, Katie, I know you have the intellect for this. Sharpen your sweetness and humor into a shiv.

And then shiv the bitch.

I believe in you.

Do it for the plot.

Thanks I hate it so much

Also I'm not gonna go back to Instagram, I hate that fucking platform, and you can't make me.

This is bottom logic.

No, they're not allowed to be stupid when I'm around.

At least not without being mocked for it.

There's queen shit and maid shit and the pretty but head-empty girls need to be affectionately(?) informed they can't be fucking stupid if they want to do queen shit.

Jimmy Carter watched over 480 movies in the White House movie theater during his presidency, a lot of them all time bangers
(List here gizmodo.com/every-single...)

Doric has wonderfully indecipherable shibboleth phrases like "foos your doos" to which the response is "peckin awa" so like yes, do a scots language version and have it be in Doric please because that will make this extra hilarious

English court convicted a Scottish person with a jury trial on sprurious charges and then claimed the trial was fair because there was a jury, so a Scottish court retaliated and convicted English person involved in the same incident but conducted the trial in Latin and Medieval Doric.

And modern

@katie.bzky.team Katie this one right here.

This is the follower.

They're familiar with a dialect of scots, the medieval version of which was used as a linguistic weapon in Scottish history, according to Tom Devine's book "Scotland's Empire."

Specifically there was some incident where an