𝗟𝗲𝗲 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁

Well, maybe we can catch them... in a more conventional way, at least, don't wanna go out in the night, sweet pea, but at least there's a chance? That's somethin'.

pie

(Would loev to reply to this. but I have no idea how)

... God, I feel like I'm gonna kill myself any second now...

( nc )

STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BRUH.

[ ... Sitting close to her, one arm gently rubbing her hat, just staying there to protect Clementine like an owl. ]

You want to get violent, you old fuck?! Well come on! You better have a plan to kill me, though, because it's me before anyone else in here!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 'yo yo yo, if you don't shut your mouth, imma shut it for you, PUNK!'

OH MY GOD-- I'M GOING TO LOOSEEEEEEE!

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--!)

PLEASE SPEED, I NEED THIS!
MY MOM IS KIND OF HOMELESS...

I LIVE WITH MY DAD,
I WANNA HELP HER OUT...

( @handleof-theroad.bsky.social / @dogofperseverance.bsky.social )

(also idk how to make quotebots so if you'd like to help me umm it'd be much obliged..... I have some Cool quotes)

(You have to shoot me honey)

(or during the Danny fight in the St. Johns Dairy where he yells 'IT'S OVER' but it sounds completely random outta context so idk)

(when he stands up to Larry where he says 'No! You don't touch that boy, you don't touch anybody, I got a little girl I'm trying to protect in here too. You want to get violent, you old fuck?! Well COME ON! You better have a plan to kill me, though! Because it's me before anyone else in here!')

(can I suggest one if its not present already)

( @longroadahead.bsky.social )

(I JUST GOT IN THIS ACCOUNT DUDE.)

[ Rolling eyes. ]

Fine, let me get my quarter to put in the swear jar.

There are some folk who mean that type of stuff in the bad way, sweet pea, but now that you specified it, it isn't so bad.

God, I feel just like Larry, always seeing the negative sides of shit...

Well, he might not be a girl, but, there's no issue with being feminine as a man or masculine as a girl.

So, I really hope you don't mean it the way I think you are...

Clem, you can't say that...

I know, Clem, but a cold is just... you know, a cold, you don't worry about it too much, okay?

Besides, you'll be protected, so you don't have to worry about waiting that out.

Aww, don't you worry, it'll pass.

[ oh shes so adorable... Lee crouches over. ]

Besides, you're a tough girl, right? I'm sure a cold is just a little breeze for you.

God bless you, sweet pea.

You'll get there, sweet pea, you're not that far.

( @handleof-theroad.bsky.social )

( intro )

god.. please, no, not this.. this isn't real.. it's just a nightmare. a really bad dream..

( victory )

... i want to wake up.

YOU GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM.

... Sorry, just wanted to lighten the mood, Clem.

[ He fully gets up, thinking of something... ]

Uh, sure... but those skills won't really work when you're this young, how about... this?

[ Lee places a pillow against a seat, like a makeshift punch bag. ]

Pretend this pillow is a REAL bad guy.