You’re a d20 correct?
Battat would you reroll all of my items?
I will kill everyone on the planet
Duck? I’m a blue bird, my good sir!
LIFE!
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(Maybe. It's possible...)
Dude . . . thanks man I love my pissy eyeballs too.
Yes! I do!
You’re right.
I like your, pissy eyeballs?
That’s a little crass isn’t it?
Oh… i guess it was?
You have, very pretty eyes it’s like starring at the sky laden night sky?
I’M SORRY OH MY ANGEL! NEVER DEPRIVE US OF SEEING YOUR AMAZING STARFUL EYES AGAIN!
Yeah now you do, you used to walk around with your bangs covering your line of sight like those big shaggy dogs.
//we should kill him with hammers
Ahh, dear Susan. So enigmatic in her ways. But I can read her heart, Kris. Like a health meter. And it's beeping... for love.
Uhhhhh, do you need anything?
(Pointing at himself.)
Yes seriously!
(Opening his beak up and down trying his best to convince this guy he’s really a monster.)
You must’ve fell alseep during your history classes, and lived in a very gated community.
Mask?
(Walking back.)
WAITWAITWAIT! This is my actual face i’m a bird monster!
(He quickly turned around.)
I think you must have me confused for someone else, i didn’t go to middle school with all but one human.
Children are tripping BALLS off expired oreos cereal
SUSIE: What the hell are you saying?
BERDLY: (How about a kiss, for luck?)
SUSIE: Stop mumbling!
BERDLY: (A kiss for me, to change RNG?)
I mean, everyone is at least a little bit fruity?
I am no longer the only person in hometown who can fly, chat should i off myself?
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Susie, it does not matter if you’re a freak. You’re you!
