Jessi ❀

I'm on a semen diet - I see men and eat it!

Sending "you get it" to myself in DMs

Baldurs Gate 3 screenshot picturing a female tiefling Tav on the left with a hand on her hip, and Wyll on the right with a glass in one hand and his other hand on his hip. Both are pictured with horns, and Tav just had Volo experiment on her eye.

Started a club called the one-eyed, horned warlock club who wants to join

bro

so true, otherwise you’d just have graiude

Just out of reach.

#Madokamagica

#Ogerpon

#pokemonart

top 10 image as of late

Guy who insists on using a different deodorant on each armpit and giving them a little personality and such.

can't believe they put amogus in fucking mob psycho...

nintendo ds screenshot showing a clock and calendar on the top screen, slightly obscured by menu tabs "Settings" "User" and "Color". under the "Color" tab is text saying "Select your favorite color." below that, on the bottom screen, a grid of 16 bright colored squares. at the very bottom "B Cancel" and "A Confirm" buttons.

Bsky is great and all but can we go back to favourites and most importantly the little yellow star already

Are there some small things I don't exactly love about my wife? No. And that's okay. Are there times I wish she was just a little different? No, and that's okay - I love her for who she is. Is she perfect? Yes, and that's okay - it doesn't change how I feel about her.

more like Before He Skeets

"Hi there, can I help you?"

"To be or not to be. That is the question."

"Hhbnnnnggg fuckc hhhnnmgkr fuckk nmgghaaaaAAAAA IM BOUTTA BUSTTTT"

I can’t believe no one has done a social media site where you can customize the page like how you could with MySpace and html code. Shit, even picking from different color themes would be sick.

I think he deserves one

(Discord Poll Results) “koalava’s poll ‘Does toast deserve a jacket’ has closed! The winner was Yess (100%)”

Okay it's finally time for the holiday photo dump

bluesky is reminding me a lot of old twitter, in that your posts actually reach other people (even when you don’t have followers or likes!)

it used to be so easy to make friends back in 2015 but i don’t think ive found a new twt mutual in years who wasn’t a mutual friend of someone else i knew lol

he's not beating the third wheel allegations im afraid

Wild World is fun but it’s also really making me appreciate some of the QOL changes New Leaf added

I remembered I have free will, so I made a Shirley Temple :P

Im losing the idgaf war at work and its driving me insane

maybe