Skol Rant

Josh Metellus’ new deal adds three years to the one season he had left on his existing deal, so he’s signed with the #Vikings through 2028.

Nostalgia trip to November 22, 1998—Vikings are 9-1 and en route to a two-score win over the P*ckers, Summerall and Madden are on the call, and the MOA is decked out for Christmas. Life is good. 🥹 #Skol #Vikings

24 days, 9 hours, and 46 minutes til the Titans are on the clock and I swear to god the gap between Free Agency and the Draft is a f*cking time warp. #Skol #Vikings

Imagine the mental gymnastics Kwesi-Haters will have to do when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.

Give that man his flowers. #Skol

I am so tired of these shabby, pitiful little men. They stink of the sly connivance previously dominated by cheap carnival barkers and two cent grifters. They are odious, shallow, and a blight against the existence of honest people and a society that values trust.

Honestly anything to get Greg Olsen back on the FOX A-Team.

As a reminder, a $15 million average salary in the NFL in 2025 is the equivalent of:

- a $12 million salary in 2023
- a $10.6 million salary in 2020
- a $7.7 million salary in 2015
- a $6.4 million salary in 2011

Robby B should've added a -$5K per touchback clause.

Facebook, which is really timely lately, just informed me that Milton Williams is expected to sign with the Carolina Panthers.

Jonathan Allen's #Vikings deal is actually $51M over 3 years, with $10.5M of incentives. $23.255M fully g'teed.

Full terms:

$14M SB; $850K per-game rosters, $100K workout each year

2025: $1.255M base (full g'tee)
2026: $16M ($8M full g'tee, other $8M g'tee 3rd day of '26 LY)
2027: $16.895M

The Darkness Retreat Demon, ugh. God I hope not 😂

KWESI COOKED. 😤 #ExtendKwesi #Skol #Vikings

It was a real shame watching them be competent for the first time in a while... Although Drake Maye's gonna need more than Mack Hollins. 😂

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Kwesi spending like I do when I toggle off Salary Cap in Madden 😂 I freaking LOVE today. Take that, Bears. #Skol #Vikings

All of Vikings Fandom panicking yesterday after we only signed Rodgers and Bubba—then Kwesi went nuclear. 🤣 #Skol #Vikings

In my experience, the best way to get people to join and engage here is not to lecture them about other platforms, but to sell them on everything that makes this place great: moderation, engagement, growth.

But that’s just been my experience as someone really doing my best 🫶

Kwesi is a stud, man — I'm glad that's the vibe over here. I predict a good draft now that he's filled these holes.

I don't know how Robby B does the magic that he does, but I hear they've still got $30-$40 million left before this Hargrave signing. I'm so stoked.

Kwesi has EARNED an extension, hope he gets paid next!

The cap isn't real. We won the offseason. #Skol #Vikings

I will vomit all over this keyboard if I see the Darkness Retreat Demon anywhere near my team.

Locker room GOAT coming off a career year. #Skol #Vikings

Again we won’t know how any of this goes until games are played but kinda like what the Vikings/Kwesi are doing this offseason. Instead of a lump sum to tag one player who you might trade, funds are reallocated into multiple trench players + retaining their own system fits.

I'd only need Camp Snoopy, tbh. Sign me UP.

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The quotation marks are really working for him in this one.

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Kwesi is COOKING.

Aaron Jones ($10M AAV)
Isaiah Rodgers ($7.5M AAV)
Ryan Kelly ($9M AAV)
Byron Murphy ($22M AAV)
Will Fries ($17.6M AAV)
Jonathan Allen ($20M AAV)
Javon Hargrave (?)

$86.1M AAV and counting—not sure how the math will math, but I don't even care at this point. 😂 #Skol #Vikings

Brett Rypien about to get paid in 2026.