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Tansy Kelly Robson

@artemisapphire.bsky.social

"Bond Girl of Screenwriting", serial overreacher, ill-advisedly candid political economist Adventures in writing, money, power and war (and Kittenz) πŸ–‹οΈβš”οΈπŸŒŽπŸ˜ΌπŸ¦

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When there is a box, there will be kittenz

25.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They say you can drive for 12hrs in Canada and never leave the same province

In London you can travel for 9,088 hours and never leave the same Overground train 😭😭😭😭😭

(Slams head slowly on window from sheer, unadulterated boredom)

Is this purgatory? πŸ₯Ί Did I die?

25.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, I think it's all the extremists slowly coalescing together in one place.

25.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vanity shot because using the working from the office this work to overdo the office style, compared to home casual woollies

Tweeds off, got my urban chic on

Bring it 😎

25.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the sales are to journalists to go and review it with zero stars

05.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

More a mozzie girl, but this will do!

05.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Offs πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

17.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweden’s Prime Minister, in a new statement on Greenland:

β€œWe will not let ourselves be blackmailed… Sweden is now having intensive discussions with other EU countries, Norway, and the United Kingdom for a coordinated response.”

17.01.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1847    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 32

It has a bloody good camera, and tbh it's not a terrible phone. No major glitches, yet, everything works well enough. Far better than my old iPhone. Not sure about selling my data soul to Google but interoperability with my other providers and it is very useful to have all my Google stuff in one

17.01.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely love the Pixel8 Pro I have, but tbh only bought it after researching all the phone cameras. I could not give a toss about phones as tech, but am obsessed with photography and can't lug my DSLR everywhere, so based choice on best camera.

17.01.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh this is good. This is very good.

09.01.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

That polar bear pelt hanging in the tiny conference room

15.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Started trying the books this week!!! Really enjoying them, they're brilliant!

15.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly this! It was superb! But the producers couldn't afford the cost of boosting the algorithm and all the advertising, so it didn't get the viewers, so didn't get renewed. It's insane. It was SO good

15.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This vote exposes the isolation of the President's new reality. He can command the executive branch. He can purge the military. He can weaponize the Department of Justice. But he cannot force the legislative branch to participate in his delusion.

13.01.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1448    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 10
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Right day this time!

And if I wasn't in the mood for networking yesterday, feeling even less sociable tonight

Reminding myself it could be My Show Up There One Day, but it's amazing how fast the Glamour of Telly and Premieres wears off

Wanna be home reading Lockwood

A series they cancelled

13.01.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this

But adding it does not absolve Twitter from the responsibility to safeguard users against obscene uses of its technology and platform. It's like making crack and then saying it's not their fault people dose up on it.

09.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Self portrait (with extensive and careful and detailed instructions to my dad for taking it) after the style of Cecil Beaton

Albeit I ain't no Cecil Beaton πŸ₯Ί

03.01.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This afternoon's meanderings

πŸ₯³ Cecil Beaton exhibiton

RAF, of course, all the best ones are 😎

Did atrociously at Cambridge, as did Stephen Fry, mark of genius

He repeatedly looked fantastic in a dress for those of you that wonder how to get popular with the ladies (he pulled a lot of gals)

02.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Christmas to all you mad, glorious people

Wishing you all the very best of the season, however you celebrate it, and love to you all for making it all Fabulous

βœ¨πŸŽ„πŸ€—β€οΈπŸ₯³πŸ₯°

Got my four candles...

25.12.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Christmas to all you mad, glorious people

Wishing you all the very best of the season, however you celebrate it, and love to you all for making it all Fabulous

βœ¨πŸŽ„πŸ€—β€οΈπŸ₯³πŸ₯°

Got my four candles...

25.12.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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Screening and Q&A of #fakhamhall at the fantastic Living Room Cinema, Chipping Norton ❀️πŸ₯° Super independent cinema

15.12.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada is a reliable partner that has what the world wants β€” and the world wants to do a lot more business with us.

13.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1015    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 11
Preview
a cartoon character is driving a red truck with boxes in it ALT: a cartoon character is driving a red truck with boxes in it

He says he'll go get it from his colleague! πŸ₯°β€οΈπŸ₯°β€οΈπŸ₯° πŸ₯³

Off he drives!

And 10 mins later!

I HAVE MY PARCEL!

THANK YOU PHIL THE POSTIE! ❀️πŸ₯°

Ends/n

13.12.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Cornered one postie down the road

Not his round

Drove round some more

Found one in a van, pulled up beside him and was like, yo, mate!

He does my round

But didn't have it

So...

He rings his colleague

Who has it! But can't get back for ages...

2/n

13.12.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hilarious story behind the dress.

So the parcel delivery said "addresses inaccessible" while I was outside talking to my neighbour

Seeing NO posties

So, adventures ensued. This girl does not Wait.

Got in my car...

1/n

13.12.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Had to chase a postman for it! πŸ˜‚

(Story coming later. Forgot to post it on here)

13.12.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Royal Television Society Awards and UB40

✨

13.12.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Royal Television Society Awards and UB40

✨

13.12.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Got to learn how to do this stuff properly. Qualifications for a role are important.

08.12.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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