When there is a box, there will be kittenz
25.02.2026 17:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@artemisapphire.bsky.social
"Bond Girl of Screenwriting", serial overreacher, ill-advisedly candid political economist Adventures in writing, money, power and war (and Kittenz) ποΈβοΈππΌπ¦
When there is a box, there will be kittenz
25.02.2026 17:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They say you can drive for 12hrs in Canada and never leave the same province
In London you can travel for 9,088 hours and never leave the same Overground train πππππ
(Slams head slowly on window from sheer, unadulterated boredom)
Is this purgatory? π₯Ί Did I die?
I dunno, I think it's all the extremists slowly coalescing together in one place.
25.02.2026 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vanity shot because using the working from the office this work to overdo the office style, compared to home casual woollies
Tweeds off, got my urban chic on
Bring it π
Most of the sales are to journalists to go and review it with zero stars
05.02.2026 12:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0More a mozzie girl, but this will do!
05.02.2026 12:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Offs π€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈ
17.01.2026 20:51 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Swedenβs Prime Minister, in a new statement on Greenland:
βWe will not let ourselves be blackmailedβ¦ Sweden is now having intensive discussions with other EU countries, Norway, and the United Kingdom for a coordinated response.β
It has a bloody good camera, and tbh it's not a terrible phone. No major glitches, yet, everything works well enough. Far better than my old iPhone. Not sure about selling my data soul to Google but interoperability with my other providers and it is very useful to have all my Google stuff in one
17.01.2026 12:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Absolutely love the Pixel8 Pro I have, but tbh only bought it after researching all the phone cameras. I could not give a toss about phones as tech, but am obsessed with photography and can't lug my DSLR everywhere, so based choice on best camera.
17.01.2026 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh this is good. This is very good.
09.01.2026 23:52 β π 607 π 157 π¬ 6 π 6That polar bear pelt hanging in the tiny conference room
15.01.2026 22:00 β π 42 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0Started trying the books this week!!! Really enjoying them, they're brilliant!
15.01.2026 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly this! It was superb! But the producers couldn't afford the cost of boosting the algorithm and all the advertising, so it didn't get the viewers, so didn't get renewed. It's insane. It was SO good
15.01.2026 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This vote exposes the isolation of the President's new reality. He can command the executive branch. He can purge the military. He can weaponize the Department of Justice. But he cannot force the legislative branch to participate in his delusion.
13.01.2026 11:44 β π 1448 π 350 π¬ 65 π 10Right day this time!
And if I wasn't in the mood for networking yesterday, feeling even less sociable tonight
Reminding myself it could be My Show Up There One Day, but it's amazing how fast the Glamour of Telly and Premieres wears off
Wanna be home reading Lockwood
A series they cancelled
All of this
But adding it does not absolve Twitter from the responsibility to safeguard users against obscene uses of its technology and platform. It's like making crack and then saying it's not their fault people dose up on it.
Self portrait (with extensive and careful and detailed instructions to my dad for taking it) after the style of Cecil Beaton
Albeit I ain't no Cecil Beaton π₯Ί
This afternoon's meanderings
π₯³ Cecil Beaton exhibiton
RAF, of course, all the best ones are π
Did atrociously at Cambridge, as did Stephen Fry, mark of genius
He repeatedly looked fantastic in a dress for those of you that wonder how to get popular with the ladies (he pulled a lot of gals)
Happy Christmas to all you mad, glorious people
Wishing you all the very best of the season, however you celebrate it, and love to you all for making it all Fabulous
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Got my four candles...
Happy Christmas to all you mad, glorious people
Wishing you all the very best of the season, however you celebrate it, and love to you all for making it all Fabulous
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Got my four candles...
Screening and Q&A of #fakhamhall at the fantastic Living Room Cinema, Chipping Norton β€οΈπ₯° Super independent cinema
15.12.2025 22:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Canada is a reliable partner that has what the world wants β and the world wants to do a lot more business with us.
13.12.2025 20:43 β π 1015 π 227 π¬ 41 π 11He says he'll go get it from his colleague! π₯°β€οΈπ₯°β€οΈπ₯° π₯³
Off he drives!
And 10 mins later!
I HAVE MY PARCEL!
THANK YOU PHIL THE POSTIE! β€οΈπ₯°
Ends/n
Cornered one postie down the road
Not his round
Drove round some more
Found one in a van, pulled up beside him and was like, yo, mate!
He does my round
But didn't have it
So...
He rings his colleague
Who has it! But can't get back for ages...
2/n
Hilarious story behind the dress.
So the parcel delivery said "addresses inaccessible" while I was outside talking to my neighbour
Seeing NO posties
So, adventures ensued. This girl does not Wait.
Got in my car...
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Thank you! Had to chase a postman for it! π
(Story coming later. Forgot to post it on here)
Royal Television Society Awards and UB40
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Royal Television Society Awards and UB40
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Got to learn how to do this stuff properly. Qualifications for a role are important.
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