Micah Kolding

"Trust me, we'll jack tariffs to the moon, and then if the Epstein thing gets out, we'll have an easy way to bring down prices and make everyone forget about it!"

~Somebody, somewhere, probably

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Epstein's not going away, you festering buckets of Nazi tears.

The scene in Seinfeld where he bites Kramer is a lot more realistic than I first thought it to be.

I love the smell of desperate magatrolls.

Why is the female reproductive system playing a game against the letter G?

A screenshot of a Nick Fuentes tweet saying "MAGA is dead".

Surely it can't be that bad.

Let's see what the die-hards are saying...

MAGAs a week ago: “What about Clinton? 😂😂”

MAGAs now: “stoptalkingaboutclintonffsitsnotfunny”

So put another dime in the jukebox, baby!

But he’s just a precocious little child, if Vance’s standard about Nazis holds true.

If Megyn Kelly wants to make the argument that Donald is, like, the BEST kind of child-molester, let's print that on a trophy and ship it off to the White House.

Also, even a sex slave of legal age would still be a sex slave.

“Uh… how can they be ‘trafficked’ if there weren’t any… uh… cars?” (Silent sobbing)

Jeffrey?

It's a technicality that would indeed make him a hebephile, rather than a pedophile, but it's still a child-rape. If she wants to make the argument that he's better than other child-rapists, let's print that on a trophy and ship it off to her.

That, or he went to Rabbit's house to eat all of his honey and got stuck in the door trying to leave. We should give him a couple days.

Any further right and he’s gonna need a new family.

That's the room where innocent people hold secret meetings about how innocent they are; right?

It's a good thing he didn't end up with a colostomy bag. That would have been an unsanitary convention.

As vile as they are, these are merely people who swallowed the GQP propaganda, and not the people who originated it. While the rest of them are fretting "OMG, our lies are unravelling!", they're the ones thinking, "Wait... we were LYING ABOUT THAT?"

Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t grab underage sex slaves!

Looks like a fun game. Let’s play:

“How DARE you try to upstage headlines about our reopening vote by accepting money for this coffee I’m buying! Why do you hate both coffee and coffee drinkers. I should just take this coffee for free to teach you a lesson. Is this bad punctuation.”

In the future we should find a way to get elected officials to work without relying on a magical ceremony.

That surprises me, because she’s a figure I pay attention to. When she shows up in a headline, I tend to read the whole article, and I don’t think I ever knew this about her.

This is honestly the first I've heard of her being a lesbian.

She definitely had more practice in faking it.

Let's dare our politicians to lift all taxes on actual earned wages and only tax the unearned money like capital gains, rent, inheritance, and gambling winnings.

Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.

I feel like he's been saying the word "trillions" a lot more lately.

I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.

Thought so. Go cry, tiny.

Elon's legacy is going to be one colossal aesop in how money doesn't buy happiness, even if you've managed to siphon away the money that could have bought the basic human dignity of 300 million people.

I'mma say it: It's literally impossible to earn, deserve, or need a trillion dollars.

Meanwhile, the person keyed up to accumulate the first trillion dollars has lately been saying and doing the kind of things that should probably trigger a mental-health check.