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If you were confident in that, you wouldn't be wasting your life screaming on social media about it.
Where are the files, child-rapist?
The MAGAt cult in a nutshell.
05.08.2025 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of his words aren't even real words, and the ones he gets right are highly redundant. He's definitely trying and failing to intimidate with a thesaurus.
05.08.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This guy's an absolute joke; he's definitely sitting with a thesaurus open on his desk, he once screamed at me to "begone!", and he's openly defending pedophilia.
05.08.2025 16:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So, our highest office is officially responding to critics with βDURRR DURR DURRR! Thatβs YOU! Thatβs what YOU sound like!β
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People keep saying "We wouldn't need the list if we just believed the women."
Remember: People who don't believe the women include violent sociopaths running on magical conspiracy theories about lizard-men. We need the list to protect the women from them.
Does anyone else wonder why thereβs a whole exhibit on impeachment in the first place?
Like, MAGAt politics aside, how
interesting could that possibly be?
That guy has resting crazy face.
02.08.2025 15:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An Irish creme de la creme, I presume.
01.08.2025 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We should have punished Donald the fraud for fraud. Maybe we'll get another chance at nailing Donald the pedophile sex offender for pedophilia. And sex offenses.
30.07.2025 22:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"If you give us all your money, we'll give you some!" said the cult.
30.07.2025 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"And also it's the Dems who are going down for being in the files, but also it's okay to be in the files because we're totally okay with pedophilia!" ~the MAGAt cult
29.07.2025 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screenshot of a "MAGA apologist" arguing that pedophilia is okay.
Meanwhile, the trolls are trying to make the case that underage sex slavery is fine.
28.07.2025 20:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure, but every issue people vote on is a binary one.
28.07.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If that werenβt so, they wouldnβt need a secret island for it.
28.07.2025 06:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fact that you and your cult openly embrace pedophilia and child abuse is indeed shocking.
28.07.2025 04:42 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Even odds Donald took an interpreter to Scotland.
27.07.2025 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βAnd speaking of Iran acting up, I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.β
27.07.2025 16:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So stop being sincerely ignorant and stupid, in toto.
26.07.2025 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You donβt know what youβre talking about.
26.07.2025 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine how little that means to me, coming from a pedo apologist.
26.07.2025 18:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's weird how the buzz around Epstein is all like...
Some guy 1: "Point on the doll where Donald violated you."
Donald's actual victim: "It was--"
Some guy 2: "Hold that thought! We're getting breaking news of a bombshell picture of Donald with Epstein!"
"Dear Leader only absued children for twenty-seven years!" sobbed the cultist.
26.07.2025 03:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, you've run out of excuses? Got it.
26.07.2025 03:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You were presented with a case wherein your master sexually abused underage slaves, and the best you've got is "B-B-B-BUT THE CLINICAL DEFINITION OF PEDOPHILIA IS DIFFERENT FROM THE COMMON USAGE, SO RAPE AND TRAFFICKING IS OKAY!"
Also, your master abused 13-year-olds. Even your nitpicking fails.
This guy started out by pretending that Donald wasn't in the files.
Now he's drooling over fourteen-year-old girls.
In short:
YOU ARE DEFENDING PEDOPHILIA.