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Micah Kolding

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Writer, illustrator, and occasional puppetteer. Check out my website for more: https://www.talesfromtheplothole.com/ #resistance

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a man in a suit and tie is standing on a ledge with the words my head is in such pain and turmoil behind him Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing on a ledge with the words my head is in such pain and turmoil behind him
06.08.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were confident in that, you wouldn't be wasting your life screaming on social media about it.

Where are the files, child-rapist?

05.08.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The MAGAt cult in a nutshell.

05.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of his words aren't even real words, and the ones he gets right are highly redundant. He's definitely trying and failing to intimidate with a thesaurus.

05.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy's an absolute joke; he's definitely sitting with a thesaurus open on his desk, he once screamed at me to "begone!", and he's openly defending pedophilia.

05.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, our highest office is officially responding to critics with β€œDURRR DURR DURRR! That’s YOU! That’s what YOU sound like!”

04.08.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.08.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People keep saying "We wouldn't need the list if we just believed the women."

Remember: People who don't believe the women include violent sociopaths running on magical conspiracy theories about lizard-men. We need the list to protect the women from them.

04.08.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else wonder why there’s a whole exhibit on impeachment in the first place?

Like, MAGAt politics aside, how
interesting could that possibly be?

03.08.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That guy has resting crazy face.

02.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An Irish creme de la creme, I presume.

01.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should have punished Donald the fraud for fraud. Maybe we'll get another chance at nailing Donald the pedophile sex offender for pedophilia. And sex offenses.

30.07.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed with a monkey and a box of cereal Alt: homer simpson laying in bed with a monkey

"If you give us all your money, we'll give you some!" said the cult.

30.07.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"And also it's the Dems who are going down for being in the files, but also it's okay to be in the files because we're totally okay with pedophilia!" ~the MAGAt cult

29.07.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a "MAGA apologist" arguing that pedophilia is okay.

A screenshot of a "MAGA apologist" arguing that pedophilia is okay.

Meanwhile, the trolls are trying to make the case that underage sex slavery is fine.

28.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, but every issue people vote on is a binary one.

28.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If that weren’t so, they wouldn’t need a secret island for it.

28.07.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that you and your cult openly embrace pedophilia and child abuse is indeed shocking.

28.07.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even odds Donald took an interpreter to Scotland.

27.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an older man wearing glasses is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: an older man wearing glasses is smiling and looking at the camera .

β€œAnd speaking of Iran acting up, I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.”

27.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon rooster with big eyes and a red comb says bi-caaaaaaw Alt: a cartoon rooster with big eyes and a red comb says bi-caaaaaaw

You said that before.

26.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So stop being sincerely ignorant and stupid, in toto.

26.07.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

26.07.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how little that means to me, coming from a pedo apologist.

26.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird how the buzz around Epstein is all like...

Some guy 1: "Point on the doll where Donald violated you."

Donald's actual victim: "It was--"

Some guy 2: "Hold that thought! We're getting breaking news of a bombshell picture of Donald with Epstein!"

26.07.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Dear Leader only absued children for twenty-seven years!" sobbed the cultist.

26.07.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, you've run out of excuses? Got it.

26.07.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You were presented with a case wherein your master sexually abused underage slaves, and the best you've got is "B-B-B-BUT THE CLINICAL DEFINITION OF PEDOPHILIA IS DIFFERENT FROM THE COMMON USAGE, SO RAPE AND TRAFFICKING IS OKAY!"

Also, your master abused 13-year-olds. Even your nitpicking fails.

26.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy started out by pretending that Donald wasn't in the files.

Now he's drooling over fourteen-year-old girls.

26.07.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In short:

YOU ARE DEFENDING PEDOPHILIA.

26.07.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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