Brandon Bird

Brandon Bird

@brandonbird.bsky.social

Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com

4,092 Followers 310 Following 10,462 Posts Joined Jun 2023
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Harrison Ford playing with what I think is an Air Force One cake topper.
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That classic medium of expression, coal mining.

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I keep getting ads for an opera version of The Epic of Gilgamesh at the Cerritos arts space and I'm like, "Hmmm, maybe!"

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“Peace through strength” would have been not starting a war.

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Are you saying it's more likely he (as usual) folds and the situation is allowed to cool down via other actors?

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Christopher Meloni Once Had Long, Beautiful Hair The definition of a cool teen.

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Decoy the baseball dog.

New mural in my neighborhood celebrating the human-dog alliance.

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a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

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But how great will it feel to post "not The Onion" on that day.

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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

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The first question is, What is the *most likely* outcome? I think that's still "Trump declares arbitrary victory, moves on to something else in a month, leaves middle east a mess."

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DS9 Sr. Chief Petty Officer Miles O’Brien NON REFUNDABLE $20 PRE-ORDER DEPOSIT* Final Amount due: $230+$25 (Flat Rate International Shipping per unit)**   *DISCLAIMER: This is a NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT that will be used in purchase for a EXO-6...

Do NOT buy this for me; I do not want to be killed by a sentient Chief O'Brien doll. exo-6.com/collections/...

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Chief O'Brien doll.

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Most likely to "Hitler's bunker."

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We're the same age but I'm extremely confident I will outlive Pete Hegseth.

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Fox host says he 'hasn't washed hands in 10 years' Harvard and Princeton graduate Pete Hegseth says germs don't exist because he can't see them.

A Pete Hegseth Classic. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

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Fox host says he 'hasn't washed hands in 10 years' Harvard and Princeton graduate Pete Hegseth says germs don't exist because he can't see them.

I don't think he's thought about what is or is not a war crime, despite loving them. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

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Leonard Nimoy demonstrates Magnavision LaserDisc Player YouTube video by Watcher3223

Leonard Nimoy and his mustache show you how to work your new Magnavision LaserDisc player. youtu.be/s4pBk3-fduU?...

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He's been successful at damaging the US/the world, he hasn't been successful at building anything that will outlast the administration.

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Reagan was popular in his time. There is no image to rehab like with GWB or Trump.

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Successfully?

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He has no idea what it means and heard it in a movie.

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Running with Tim Walz Through Central Park YouTube video by Kate Mackz

Tim Walz is not overweight. He's a bald guy with a round face. youtu.be/8s8x4ykTFzU?...

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"Sure, I'll be a wrong idiot in your movie, sign me up."

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Jim Cramer agreed to cameo in the first Iron Man movie as himself telling people NOT to buy Stark stock.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god. www.instagram.com/ferrigno_art/

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The Hulk, Chucky, and Walter White's nepo babies.

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