Brandon Bird

I get all these emails from Karen Bass with subject lines like "Get ICE out of LA!" but never once has she discussed using the city budget to procure the services of the masked mercenary Bane.

I don't know about tomorrow specifically, but last week the appeal was heard for the trade court case where they ruled all his tariffs illegal. So we're waiting for the appeals court's decision.

He is more meathead than man. Twisted and evil.

lol, no one has bought a Harry Kim print.

His other big thing was that *he actually thought about and valued the user experience.*

Elon Musk became powerful by aping Steve Jobs. Except instead of being like, "This amazing thing will be on store shelves in three weeks" the amazing thing would never come out. I don't think that would fly in a world where Steve Jobs continued to exist and run Apple.

I genuinely think the entire tide of history would be different if Steve Jobs hadn't died.

University of California, Sunnydale.

Filming Buffy in the alley.

Backstab the president, idiot.

Vance is supposedly 'smart' but someone handed this drip the Presidency on a platter but he's like, "nope nope derpy doo think I'll tie myself to the scandal."

Uh, you should buy prints from me now before ink and paper get more expensive again.

Wait... hasn't Chomsky been in a literal coma?

A Nic Cage Superman or a Superman Nic Cage?

Put a few random little originals in my store... brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

... yes?

Han, Luke, Ben, Darth.

Galaxy brain observation: 2007 George would have called him Germ Badguy.

Some fuel for the "Dengar was Zuckuss/Tuckuss/Zuckass" fire.

Personally, I'd be mortified if I was beaten up by 15 year-olds and then the President of the United States told everyone I was beaten up by 15 year-olds.

Around 1995 I saw a Parade magazine profile of Liam Neeson and thought, "That guy should be in Star Wars" and then he was. (Although I pictured him as Anakin since he kinda looks like Sebastian Shaw.)

Yes.

Can't explain it but B-Wing Pilot is the perfect role for Jodie Whittaker.

Wait, I've got it: rival to Jabba the Hutt who calls him a fat fucking fuck.

Perennial.

It's not that weird but Los Angeles does not have a lot of "Hey, here's a weird thing you could check out" spaces.

Aren't you the guy who like four days ago said America as we know it is over and there's no hope of fighting? That you wanted to just curl up and die?

Do you cast him as a guy building a Death Star or the guy giving the speech about how to blow up a Death Star?

Capaldi could play any type of Star Wars person well (droid, Jedi, Sith, Rebel guy, Imperial guy, Senator guy, Ghorman silk merchant guy).

Capaldi needs to be in Star Wars.

They're making a new one.

Southern California gets water from Northern California, but Trump became obsessed with this in response to the Palisades fire, as though opening up the dams up north would put out fires in the south. So you're right but the other guy is also right about Trump being an idiot.