Dan Hilton

Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”: “hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people” “the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it” “no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella “being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death” “fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

Totally agree with this. He's a class act and I'd love to see him given a chance once we become a normal club again! #swfc

Wish I could be there today! A new era dawns 😊 🔵⚪️ 🦉

Christ! 😮

Cocaine in the River Thames is 'another problem eels don't need', says expert

🎶 When your eel gets all wack
On a Thames full of gak
That’s a moray 🎶

tl;dr to Bob Iger:

DON'T BE SUCH A MOUSE

It’s hard to watch 🙈

Discovered today that I’m now older than Patrick Stewart was when he started playing Captain Jean-Luc Picard 😳

There are risk takers in this world, and then there’s the guy I saw swimming in the sea today wearing AirPods.

I’ve met Henrik Pedersen on a number of occasions and he comes across as a really nice guy. Clearly lives and breathes the game. I wish he was getting a go in normal circumstances. #swfc

Oh God, make it stop 🙈

I’d actually be more interested in this! Great idea.

A tourist from Barcelona was interviewed on TV Galicia yesterday during his stay in Vigo. He said he’s really enjoying the cooler temperatures - no mention of water pistols.

So we’ve found at least 1 person from Barcelona who goes on vacation like the rest of us 🔫

Might finally get to fulfil his dream of playing his son in the starting XI (which I think was a genuine desire in the early days 🙈).

Going to be a tough test for our under 16s or whoever’s left at that point 😞

Lordship of the manor of Rotherham goes on sale for £15,000 'Unusual' opportunity to purchase deeds to the title of the ancient manor of Rotherham.

Hmm… 🤔

Some story this. Have they started building the statue of Santi Cazorla yet?

With every passing day, starting again with a Phoenix club looks an increasingly likely outcome. #swfc

About time! Always wondered why you couldn’t do this.

The Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson Dies at 82 The beloved musician had been living with a neurocognitive disorder akin to dementia

Really sad to hear of the passing of Brian Wilson. A genuine musical pioneer. RIP.

Genuinely had to go and have a look to check this was real. Run out of things to say at this point 😔

That was a painful half to watch. Dreadful stuff. Whole XI clearly mentally on the beach already. #swfc

"One day, son, our thriving export business will be yours."

Run Danny, run. Honestly, who could blame him?!

News: WH Smith to rebrand as TGJones after £76m sale

when you have to come up with your new witness protection name on the spot

@adforperu.bsky.social About bloody time!

Hat tip to @alanferrier.bsky.social.

Quite enjoying season 2 of The Silo but I’ve got the same complaint as before, it’s just too dark for me to be able to see what’s happening half the time! #TheSilo

I’ve had my most productive #FAWM for a good few years this time around. 7 down and a couple more in the works. Not bad considering I didn’t get to start until the 15th! #FebruaryAlbumWritingMonth