Mr Roger Quimbly

‘Too little, too late’: damning report condemns UK’s Covid response Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of ‘toxic and chaotic’ culture inside Boris Johnson’s No 10

But, on the plus side, he did make classical references and have funny hair. So, swings and roundabouts.

Cheers!

Happy International Men’s Day everyone.

Trump, seen here getting tips on how to deal with journalists.

How dare anyone tell lies about Donald Trump. That’s his job.

“Big AND beautiful, Bill”

“Hello Bubba”

Busy weekend ahead reading comments by gullible people on very obviously staged Instagram videos.

Put it back in then.

You are outstanding in your field.

@mattleys.bsky.social I see you have a personalised number plate now.

So many hoaxes. So many witch hunts. So much fake news. Donald Trump must be the unluckiest man in the world.

Labour deny rumours of new policy to only have leaders with square heads.

Or a proctologist.

On the one hand it’s useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.

Instruction to King Charles’ bodyguard.

Disgraceful that the BBC alleged that Trump encouraged an insurrection. Poor Crooked Rapey Don.

Just farted so hard I terminated my filibuster.

Busy weekend ahead on social media, criticising the appearance of celebrities I don’t like and pointing out how they’ve aged.

One huge fart.

Elon Musk was right. This is the scene in the Cotswolds right now.

A fuckwit writes

Garlicky and mellow - yellow.

Thanks to an autocorrect error, I’ve just started a War On Terry.

I’ve got the horn.

I must be.

Don’t mind if I do.

Looking at the starfish.

Our reputations are in tatters.