xyn laidir 🔥

Their name is Erato Stormrider, they’re a legendary pirate captain and known in every port in Thedas as a prolific lover.

And don’t look at the books unless you want to see a lot of -REDACTED-.

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Aww, that’s adorable. I’ll take it!

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This feels like a callout for every single Lord of Fortune.

Ehh… well, ‘s accurate, I guess. And it kinda looks like a Rivaini sunrise, that’s nice.

Was the void Ghilan’nain’s p- *gaatlok explosion* Cuz that would make sense.

I leave to get some loot turned into earrings and suddenly there’s a Desire demon runnin’ ‘round? Bloody hell, this place is possessed.

#darp

No, no you’re- wait. Shit, I said it bad… I meant *you* do the running. You see me and run cuz that’s the smart move.

Can we start over and I try that again but better? And cooler?

To some, yeah. To you, it’s “oh shit fuck fuck run away very fast”.

… Or Xyn. That’s probably faster. And means the same thing.

I want it on record right now: none of the supposedly-cursed objects runnin’ around right now came from the Lords.

Or at least they didn’t come from me. Last tomb I was in just had a weird number of those little nug-man sculptures…

#darp

⇀ ooc. headcanons for Xyn

An ongoing thread.

( 🧵 #xynlaidir #xynhc )

⇀ ooc. Guidelines (cont.):

- Shipping open – chemistry, poly, canon, OC, etc
- Muse is a they/them nonbinary lesbian
- Flirting / suggestive welcome
- No canon ship yet – free game lol
- NSFW through DMs/discord only
- IC is not OOC – pls don’t take them personally ✌️

( 🧵 #xynrules )

⇀ ooc. Basic guidelines:

- MV / MS ✔️
- 21+ preferred – mun is 30+, muse is 30
- Rook or Companion
- Casual to semi-serious, laidback posting & replies
- Memes & shitposting will occur
- No defaults or canon yet, will update as needed
- DMs open to following & moots, pls be cool ✌️

( 🧵 #xynrules )

((Quick update before I go to bed: the Veil Jumpers starter pack will be up tomorrow! Or later today depending on how you look at it lol. It’s almost ready, I just need to fix a couple things before it gets posted ✌️))

((And here's Oops All Lords, for all the #darp accounts with characters in the Lords of Fortune. Lmk if you want to be added or removed 👍))

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⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- the last 10 years with the LoF have been frustrating
- they figured out they’re nonbinary, got surgeries to feel more at ease, but they still feel incomplete
- not knowing about their past is a distracting weight they don’t know how to deal with yet

( 🧵 #xynstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- seeing how mages were treated outside their little community in Rivain was terrifying and infuriating
- this cemented Xyn joining the LoF, determined to make a name for themself as a treasure hunting mage & prove the world wrong about those with magic

( 🧵 #xynstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- they didn’t join the LoF right away but spent time with them when their parents helped patch them up after treasure hunting trips
- Xyn learned a lot from the mages in the LoF & was already thinking about joining when the Dairsmuid Circle was annulled

( 🧵 #xynstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- this turned out great because otherwise Xyn would’ve been at the Circle in Dairsmuid when it was Annulled
- Xyn’s parents lived on the coast & came in contact with the Lords of Fortune a lot
- this is how Xyn was introduced to them & decided to join

( 🧵 #xynstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- the couple who raised Xyn were an elf and a Qunari, both healers who did their best to help their community
- Xyn showed their magic fairly young, but was taken to the local hedge mages for training instead of a Circle, so they could stay at home

( 🧵 #xynstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory (cont.):

- but that’s as much as Xyn knows about them, because they were left with another couple when they were still very little
- Xyn has no idea why they were given away, or if their parents are even still alive, and figures maybe it’s better that way

( 🧵 #xynstory )

⇀ ooc. Backstory summary:

- their name is Xyn–don’t ask what their birth name was ; keep asking and they’ll melt your face off
- born in Rivain as a 2nd generation Vashoth
- their parents fled the Qun together, a Saarebas and his Arvaarad seeking life and freedom

( 🧵 #xynstory )

No! Nononono, we don’t need another religious person runnin’ around! *shouts upward again* I REPEAT, NO KOSLUN.

And I’m out here without a bloody umbrella. So, like… are we killing them or just waiting to see if they behave themselves?

mORE THAN THREE?? 😩 I don’t know why I got out of bed today. Next you’ll tell me Koslun or whatever his name was is back too.

… *yells into the air* That was not a suggestion, by the way!!

Wait… am I still drunk? I thought there were only two elven gods flapping around. Now there’s three?!

Update from the future: my head is exploding and I’m so hungover, but I stand by both of these things. At least *one* of them will happen.

……. Probably the fire.

………… hopefully the kissing 👉👈

This year I will kiss more pretty women and set more things on fire! Believe it! 😤

New Day of First Year! I mean… First Day? Something. Whatever, I’m drunk, you get it. More ale!

Right on! Like, one big braid? Lots of little braids? Bit o’ both?

Hey!

… that’s pretty spot on actually.

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