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Alabama Crimson Tide on AL.com on Instagram: "Wild scene as Vanderbilt fans carry the stadium goal post through downtown Nashville after the Commodores beat No. 1 Alabama. 📷 @apnews #alabamafootball ... 1,240 likes, 91 comments - alabama__ftbl on October 5, 2024: "Wild scene as Vanderbilt fans carry the stadium goal post through downtown Nashville after the Commodores beat No. 1 Alabama. 📷 @apnews #...

Live look at MAGA moving the goalposts in real time. www.instagram.com/p/DAxBR-yhZ4...

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1 week ago

Good thing Trump turned off the fast growing solar and wind industries by needlessly cutting of tax credits. Not like we could use more energy right now…

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3 weeks ago

The only conspiracy easily disproved by a) a Greek guy over 2,000 years ago and b) middle school toys and math. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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3 weeks ago

Zoning… FTW!

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3 weeks ago

I told a friend that I was reading The Count of Monte Cristo and it was a banger. He replied, “Well, it’s been a classic for 200-yrs, so…”

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1 month ago

So we can have a gestapo AND a recession? Sign me up!

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1 month ago

Sociopaths rely on your “good faith” to get away with their schemes.

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Excited to share the official trailer for our new film “Moms Club” and invite you to be a part of the movement to take back our schools. www.instagram.com/reel/DTletQN...

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1 month ago

All we are going to do is strip Greenlanders of their free healthcare.

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2 months ago
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This film pulls back the curtain on how public education is quietly being dismantled and we need your help. www.instagram.com/reel/DSnvYR1...

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2 months ago

Upper class twit of the year or Philosophers football match.

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3 months ago
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“I got no skin in the game but I’m next, right?”—Joe Cool Knows His History.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #FuckICE

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3 months ago

Isn't that roughly the plot to Cryptonomicon by the great @nealstephenson.bsky.social

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3 months ago

Congress SHOULD be a high paying job. Underpaying politicians means only the rich will be able to afford the wage loss AND it becomes easy to bribe them with future high paying jobs. Pay them enough they won’t want to jump to private sector, and definitely eliminate insider trading.

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3 months ago

America: Did you order the code Red?

Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!

America: Uhm, it’s a crime.

Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.

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3 months ago
PHYSICIAN TO THE GOVERNOR
STATE OF CALIFORNIA
MEMORANDUM
December 1, 2025
TO: The Media
FROM: Dr. Dolittle, M.D., Ph.D., Governor's Physician / Chief of Peak Human Performance
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
As part of Governor Gavin Newsom's annual physical, we conducted advanced imaging of his cardiovascular, musculoskeletal, and neurological health. I'm pleased to report that nothing about the Governor's health is merely "normal." Governor Newsom remains the healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history.
His cardiovascular scans are the best we've ever recorded — his arteries were described as
"shimmering," and his resting heart rate was so steady the EKG machine asked if he was
"meditating or just naturally enlightened."
His bone density is exceptional (a radiologist briefly wondered if we'd scanned a redwood), and his brain imaging showed no issues other than an unusually active region associated with intelligence, multitasking, and being wildly productive before sunrise.
While we do not typically comment on the health of other elected officials, we are aware of a letter released today from the White House claiming that President Trump is in "excellent health." We'll simply note that Governor Newsom completes full workdays without falling asleep in meetings, does not require "executive time" to lie down and watch TV during work hours, and is able to stand upright without looking like the leaning Tower of Pisa.
If a side-by-side health chart were released, we recommend redacting it for the President's emotional well-being.
Governor Newsom remains the healthiest person alive and ever to live. Please direct follow-up questions to my office.
Respectfully,
Dk. This As Sake
Dr. Dolittle
Physician to the Governor
California Department of Peak Excellence

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3 months ago

Scrantastic… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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3 months ago

62 in fan years...

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4 months ago
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A photo for the ages…

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4 months ago

You miss all the shots you don’t take.

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5 months ago

Get him on tax evasion!

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5 months ago

Once you get past the language “barrier” the world building is so interesting and unique.

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5 months ago

Whelp, at this rate, the Supreme Court is so corrupt it’s making the reform case all by itself. But expanding and term limits so every President has regular appointments would remove the stank of politics and literal life and death nature of appointments. Let justices retire with some dignity…

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5 months ago
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Elle Cordova.

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5 months ago

We have the best medical science in the history of humanity and these grifters are just ripping its guts out.

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5 months ago

Greatest statistical analysis of all time.

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5 months ago

$1.8m donation to keep $600m? That’s a nice 333x return on his investment.

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