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@mander.bsky.social

Author. DM. Terminally Online in a way that's more entertaining than concerning (barely).

54 Followers  |  80 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 07.09.2023  |  1.6889

Latest posts by mander.bsky.social on Bluesky

Animal Crossing behavior

01.11.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand what you mean but you picked a pretty funny day to post this.

11.09.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump is currently getting his second round of previews for how the world will react when he dies.

10.09.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My book has sold maybe thirty copies over the last few years. It still popped up on this list almost immediately. Do yourself a favor and search yourself on this no matter how small and beneath their notice you think you are.

09.09.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tuxedo cat lurking in a box, looking upward

A tuxedo cat lurking in a box, looking upward

Here is my boy Squish having a good time in a box.

17.06.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Chicagope...

08.05.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about how the downward trajectory of American society can be perfectly exemplified by a local radio station's $1000 giveaways, which were once hyped as a chance to take a vacation but are now offered as a way to pay your bills/get out of debt.

21.01.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Courageous of you to publicly admit you're short like this.

09.01.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sleeping cat in the shape of a pilcrow symbol

A sleeping cat in the shape of a pilcrow symbol

But how could we ever quickly delineate a paragraph with a single symbol?

The reliable pilcrow:

29.12.2024 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seen so many people say this I'm starting to think it's a cult. Unfortunately I also say this so I am already a member of the cult. We should get robes. Secret passwords. Maybe sacrifice a goat.

17.12.2024 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OOKAMI

13.12.2024 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2472    ๐Ÿ” 965    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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[ #Okami ]

13.12.2024 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 430    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy to say the announcement of Okami 2 has cured my mental illness and then given me a brand new one. I'm deranged about Okami 2 now. It's all I'm going to think about for the next couple years.

13.12.2024 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Misa Amane from Death note, a fake magazine page

Misa Amane from Death note, a fake magazine page

Satorou Gojo smiling

Satorou Gojo smiling

Miku Hatsune World Is Mine Poster

Miku Hatsune World Is Mine Poster

๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY POST!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚
if you could share my art, I would love that!! 2024 has been my worst year yet but i'm still kicking!

Hi I'm Aleix/Alane! and I still somewhat have hope for my future as an artist.

06.12.2024 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 259    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For reasons that I assure you are entirely unrelated to any current events happening in New York or other places:

lol

04.12.2024 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Doomsday Dorms: If Wishes Were Fishes (Vell Harlan and the Doomsday Dorms Book 2) Amazon.com: Doomsday Dorms: If Wishes Were Fishes (Vell Harlan and the Doomsday Dorms Book 2) eBook : Jackson, Stephen: Kindle Store

Hello Bluesky, I have a book. It has:
Characters
Jokes
At least one robot
Vampire-on-vampire dick kicking
Mothman's nice ass
A talking fish (Rude)
and
The Great Pizza Heist

If any of that sounds cool, check it out! If it doesn't, there's other stuff in it too.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNC5H96...

27.11.2024 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[Baldur's Gate | #BG3] campfire chat

26.11.2024 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A black and white cat relaxing in a box that is too small for him

A black and white cat relaxing in a box that is too small for him

Alert: Big Boy in a Tiny Box

23.11.2024 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I have what it takes to become a top-tier poster on Bluesky, or I would if I didn't hate posting, Bluesky, and effort.

19.11.2024 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best thing you can do for any social media site is to get weird and keep it weird. Being a little freak about things is the online equivalent of firing gunshots into the air to keep neighborhood rent low.

16.11.2024 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Improving Bluesky immeasurably by putting my new cat in it. His name is Squish.

09.11.2024 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit, I didn't make enough posts on this thing to be elitist about it once it became open to the public.

07.02.2024 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an arranged row of an assortment of candy showing a frankly heinous ratio of flavors

an arranged row of an assortment of candy showing a frankly heinous ratio of flavors

Hey @ starburst did I fuck your mom or something. What is this. Why did you do me as dirty as it's ever been done.

27.10.2023 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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