🔞Azkirioth🔞

I'm not sure exactly what they're being celebrated for. It's listed as a memorial on the bishops' calendar, but most lay people are only going to think of St. Valentine today.

I've not tried Macedonian wine. Send me a bottle in the name of the St. Tryphon, please? 🥺

Also:
At least in the US, the Conference of Catholic Bishops seems to want us to commemorate Sts. Cyril and Methodius today instead of St. Valentine or St. Tryphon. No idea how the decision gets made.

Anyway, that's the true story of how Salt became Silent.

Recent CRK update made me think...

Witch: O, loyal Virtues, let us bestow upon you a gift. What do we have that you desire?

SM: Oooh. I adore those eyes. Like windows to the soul!

MF: Your hands are strong but dextrous. Truly tools of creation.

ES: Those lovely mouths! So kissable!

BS: Feeeeet.

Scourge the Hedgehog is in a werehog form with big tits and heart shaped pasties. Sonic the Hedgehog is also in a werehog form and fitting his big tits into a top similar to that of Rouge the Bat. Shadow the Hedgehog, in his normal form, is between them, with one of Scourge's breasts on his head.

This Valentine's Day, we also have this lovely image from @neonmixxed.bsky.social

Strange energies are unleashed during this, the season of love. Scourge and Sonic have both turned into werehogs and it seems they want *something* from Shadow.

In case anyone was wondering what image is on the phone:

bsky.app/profile/azki...

Silver and Boom Knuckles holding hands and looking at each other across a table.

Silver and Knuckles got to enjoy the day, don't worry.

Art by @meowwabae.bsky.social

Boom Sonic cumming while jerking himself off. He has tears in his eyes and is gritting his teeth. There's an image of Silver sucking Boom Knuckles's dick on his phone.

It's officially the 14th, so here's a bit of art by @meowwabae.bsky.social!

Silver occasionally makes it out to other timelines and accidentally causes trouble. Knuckles skipped his plans with Sonic again (on Valentines Day of all days) to "hang" with Silver.

Sonic will have to make due with pics.

People can't even afford an actual house but, sure Blizzard, charge me extra on your subscription-based game with regular paid expansions to decorate my fantasy house. That's fun and in no way soul crushing.

Anyway, who's open to a commission of a woman absolutely filling her cart with store-brand bread?

Loaves of Great Value brand white bread on a shelf at Walmart. They are priced at $1.48 each.

White bread at Walmart is above a dollar.

The empire has fallen.

More werehog 💚

Discord's gonna be requiring age verification starting in March, apparently. Face or ID.

Does their product even really match your niche that well? Or is it just your follower count + being NSFW that they look at?

Anyway, I'll offer you $3.50, a cold can of Coca-Cola, and 0.5% commission for a 12-page color comic promoting my new meal replacement shakes.

If you see this, post a character that starts with M

A framed photo of Corey Demario, pitcher for the Electabuzz baseball team from the Pokemon anime. He is holding up a large trophy.

I am very sleepy and somehow read the first part as suggesting a "pokemon oc baseball roleplay in Orre."

I wish we had gotten to see the original plan for it.

Loot that drops after defeating me:

Valium (common, medicine)

Bundle of receipts (trash)

Key to a storage unit (this item begins a quest)

A cartoon by H. T. Webster from 1923. It depicts a man in an office smoking a cigar and speaking into a phone, saying, "This Frank Casey? Say, Frank, how 'bout a little salmon fishing up on Labrador? Fine! We'll start this afternoon. Tell Roy to come along." Meanwhile, a device labeled "Idea Dynamo" connected to an ink tank and a machine labeled "Cartoon Dynamo" automatically draw cartoons, stacks of which are already arranged at the edge of the room. Text in the bottom left reads, "In the year 2023 when all our work is done by electricity."

I was on Wikimedia Commons and found this dreadful prophecy from the 1920s

My attachment to each Nintendo console

❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 NES
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GameCube
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤Wii
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii U
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Switch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2

❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Gameboy Advance
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤3DS

"Erm, I just don't like politics mixing with my smut," I say, ignoring the freaks actively trying to destroy nsfw art and limit my rights.

Back in my day, mankind was still just an ideal made in divine light, lacking a physical vessel with which to harm the rest of creation. And we liked it that way.

One woman was apparrently spending £13/week on upkeeping a house, "with gardener and servant."

I know about inflation and decimalization and the curse Thatcher uttered with her final breath all explain how things changed so much but like... it's still wild to watch old BBC content and hear the announcer talk about a family with six children living on just over £50 per week.

Trying to get people to speak into my good ear without shouting, "SAY IT INTO MY GOOD EAR!" like I'm 90.

No.

I need someone to convince Will Smith that West Philadelphia isn't real. That it was made up for the Fresh Prince.

I then need someone to let me meet him and try to re-convince him that it is, in fact, real.

Please. It's important to me.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Breathing in the miasma produced by stagnant waters?

I installed Mint on my laptop.

I have to have Windows on my desktop but I'm so tired of it.