Jeff: in 3D!

you did, do better next time

invader zim has arrived at met gala

Zero replies was pretty damning ngl

A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.

whoa babe wake up new best auth tweet just dropped

Society if Andrew Lloyd Webber knew how to write vocal parts for bass and baritone voices

Absolutely hit me up for recommendations before you buy one!!!

whoever took this is down so bad it's unbelievable. who lit this shot, the lord?

I haven’t seen anything about the Amazon strikers calling for a boycott, and boycotting without the strikers asking is counterproductive. It seems right now the best way to support is to contribute to the strike fund if you’re able (or share with friends who are able)

GitHub issue buttons with an added "Kill This Guy" button on the right

new button for github issues

@shredberg.bsky.social hearing reviews come in, tbell nuggets are apparently fire

Look I’d be just as suspect if it weren’t for a few things- Arby’s stepped way out of their lane with a burger and it was crazy good, I can’t remember the last time Taco Bell made an actively *bad* item, and they’ve done a chicken-nugget-like in the past and they were an incredible banger

whose simpsonsona is this

getting really into stamp collecting and replying "Read that as 'stamp collecting' for some reason" every single time anyone posts anything

WHY DOES YOURS HAVE A BIG FUNNY RED BUTTON

Not even joking go to admin about that. Finals are typically scheduled across the entire school to prevent shit like this. You should be owed an opportunity to take it on its originally scheduled date, to allow for even prep time across classes. Putting your final early prevents you from prepping.

Proud of you, stay strong

“And is not fun at all” not with that attitude

i've always said that if my team ever lost a game, i'd never watch football again. well, today they lost. i'm out. fuck this stupid sport

mario in shifting sand land after having stood on the 4 pillars:

Holy shit two kinds of potato

I’m down to try it as long as it’s not kaizo nonsense

Also is it a good romhack or a self hatred romhack

What if I’m not a sicko

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

Bluesky devs trying to manage the servers through all this user growth:

erm, its called RAT POISON, not RAT AND HUMAN POISON, your honor

Back in college I burned cd’s of every cake album and that’s all I kept in my cars cd changer for like 3 years. Comfort Eagle is an all timer.

CAKE SPOTTED