Chenna Cook

Gonna need cargo pants for the pocket bacon

"Moving onto our next battle. On one side we have a new challenger, a new craft to try with supplies included, against the show she's seen a hundred times. These two seem to be the top contenders, but we can never rule out a respectable amount of sleep...."

"First race of the day. Which will reach her brain first, the coffee or the anxiety? The anxiety lasts significantly longer but has a draining side effect which reduces productivity, while the coffee is more expensive, takes longer to prepare, and only lasts a few hours. Close race here...."

"She's looking a little concerned here as she rushes back to the kitchen. Will she make it in time?... No! It looks as though she has lost another round to the stove."

"Total adds up, the goal is to keep it under $30 for the week, and it looks like not buying eggs might just save her, and it does!"

I don't know if it's the sudden loss of a job making me delirious or what, but for some reason, my internal dialogue is starting to sound like a sports announcer lately.

"She steps up to the mailbox, braces herself... Considers her options.... And it's a tax form. We're getting a lot of these...."

Today's lesson from signing up for benefits and insurances: apparently I'm worth more dead than alive.

Nobody tell my family. 😅

"Hey, Chen, they used to make jewelry and stuff out of hair, right? If we want to try an exhibit or a cool craft, we should--"

DON'T. TOUCH. MY HAIR.

Oooh! Is this your work?

It was wonderful to see you! Add me back?

My friends, in case you were wondering, you'll be happy to know that Tennessee's cannabis industry is booming and going as strong as ever.

How do I know this?

I can smell my neighbors from three floors up.

Well hello Beautiful!

Take me back 💕🧚👸

Maybe it’s anxiety
Maybe it’s too much coffee
Doubtful it’s Maybelline, but at this point I’ll keep my options open

Flying Tennessee to Florida: Empty your pockets, take off your belt, quick scan, as you were.

Flying Florida to Tennessee: If you get to keep your pants on, enjoy your privilege.

Some days I love my job more than anything. I've grown as a person, my team is the best, and I feel like I'm making a difference.

Other days, my work bestie decides her craft for the month must involve glitter.

Protein bars: *exist on the snack table in the common room*
Me with an ED: *picks one up and starts to read wrapper*
Work Bestie from inside the office about 40 feet away: Chenna, stop reading labels on your food and just eat!
Me: ..... Bitch.

Will you be there next weekend too?

I literally want to be you when I grow up! So jealous!

Cooking with ADHD like
1. Open dishwasher, wonder why broccoli isn't in there
2 Remember, retrieve broccoli from microwave, mix with other ingredients.
3. Preheated oven beeps, open door and very nearly put plastic mixing bowl inside.
4. Panic and look for casserole dish in the fridge instead.

Aight let's try this. Might be a storytime page but we'll see.

This reference is everything 😂😂😂