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Varric Tethras ๐Ÿน ๐Ÿชถ

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โ€œWell, shit. I'm just a businessman and a storyteller.โ€ #DragonAge #DARP

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โ€œHad I known you were looking for him to lead the Inquisition, I probably would have given a lead as to where he was, or at least had him reach out to you. I suppose itโ€™s water under the bridge now.โ€

16.02.2026 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYou assumed he was dead just because you couldnโ€™t find him? So when you read his tale you knew he was at least alive there within its pagesโ€ฆโ€

Varric was silent for a moment.

โ€œThatโ€™sโ€ฆquite sad. That wasnโ€™t my intention. I just wanted to keep him safe, I thought you were planning to arrest him.โ€

16.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHeh. I canโ€™t argue with that, Seeker.โ€

15.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAnd what have you concluded from reading my book numerous times? Did you find the truth youโ€™ve sought?โ€

15.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI think everyone knows why. She wasnโ€™t too happy with me when I kept her away from Hawke.โ€

โ€œHell hath no fury like a woman scorned.โ€

15.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œUh huh.โ€ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜

14.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œUh huh.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜

14.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œLove โค๏ธ is in the air at Skyhold. Seems I was right all along about you having a crush on the Champion. As I recall, your response back then was, and I quote:
โ€œDonโ€™t be ridiculous.โ€

โ€œSounds like someone was in denial โ€” isnโ€™t that right, Seeker?โ€

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14.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To his surprise, he watched Cassandra speak about Hawke and could have sworn it looked like she was swooning. He blinked again thinking he was imagining things.

โ€œHmmm. If only there were a way to record a book on some sort of audio device thatโ€™s yet to be invented. Could you even imagine?โ€

14.02.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOh, I do like those as well, Your Inquisitiveness. I shall add those to my working title list.โ€

12.02.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOh, why thank you, Chuckles. It keeps me busy, my mind active and my purse full.โ€

12.02.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Varric furrowed his brow. "He did? I actually didn't know it was that bad. He didn't tell me all the details."

"Of course, his legacy deserves better than that. I suppose the release of my book did him no favors trying to stay out of the public eye. He became more famous after that, as you know."

12.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"I'd like to think so. I put all the pieces in place and all. Had I not invited Hawke to Skyhold, you probably would have never found him on your own. You stopped looking when I wouldn't give any leads."

12.02.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œIt does, doesnโ€™t it? Funny how some things end up working themselves out on their ownโ€ฆor getting just a little push by yours truly.โ€

โ€œEven in hindsight, I couldnโ€™t have predicted this and wouldnโ€™t have believed it myself. I guess it was meant to be, just at a different time and place.โ€

12.02.2026 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œThere's power in stories, though. That's all history is: The best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine.โ€

~ Varric Tethras

12.02.2026 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Varric chuckled.

โ€œAre you kidding? Fans would go nuts to read a sequel like this come out. A direct follow-up to the Champion finding love with The Seeker that sought him out? I mean, I couldnโ€™t write better shit than this โ€” pun intended.โ€

12.02.2026 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œI do, I was kicking around a few:โ€

- All This Shit is Weird
- Closing the Breach, Opening the Bar
- Shadows Over Skyhold
- The Red Lyrium Plot
- Tales from the Hanged Man (Inquisition Edition)

โ€œNot moving any of them so far but hey, itโ€™s a work in progress.โ€

12.02.2026 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œAfter the disaster with the mage rebellion and the defeat of the Knight-Commander, things were too hot to stick around in the city. We all had to get out of there for our own safety โ€” and sanity.โ€

โ€œSince then, I hadnโ€™t found anything of interest that inspired me enough to write again. Until now.โ€

12.02.2026 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"You both talk about me quite a lot. I suppose it's expected, seeing as how I'm the one that essentially brought you two together. Sprinkle a few breadcrumbs, The Seeker follows them and comes to a dead end -- until I bring the elusive Champion of Kirkwall right to her doorstep. It's beautiful."

11.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Well said, Seeker. Well said. I like that - couldn't have said it better myself."

11.02.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Varric was actually silent for a moment. He would never admit it out loud, but he thought it was sweet she had come to care for his good friend, Hawke. It began as an obsession to find him, which turned to admiration, now affection.

"Hawke is a great guy," he finally said. "The best I've known."

11.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Who said I didn't? Maybe this 'wise, all-seeing rogue of renown' just wants you to admit it to yourself. You at least deserve that - some self-reaffirmation."

11.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"By the beards of the Ancestors...I never thought I would hear you mention yourself and 'whimsy' in the same sentence. I suppose there's a first time for everything," he teased.

"So, what is this aforementioned 'recent call' that would provoke you to be whimsical?" He tried to get her to admit it.

11.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"That's our Champion. Were you expecting anything less? If nothing else, I was sure to capture his charismatic personality, good looks & casual sense of humor accurately in my book. I may have embellished many other things in the tale, however, but at least I tried to retain his sunny disposition."

11.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chuckled.

"Have a thing for wardens, do you? Have you ever met the Hero of Ferelden? I'm sure you at least had a hand in some transactions one way or another to at least have some indirect influences."

11.02.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Maybe that 'one day' will be sooner than you think. And who knows? That tale may just be writing itself as we speak. Will just need to do a little more observations for inspiration and see where it goes..."

11.02.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Varric raised an eyebrow.

"Really? You've no idea what it might be about?"

Both knew what each other was referencing, but danced around it. He playfully gasped.

"Could it be that The Seeker is playing coy about something? Well shit -- I never thought I'd see the day."

11.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"That is...good to know, and quite unexpected of you to say. You seem a bit more...amiable these days, Seeker. And the rumors in question might pertain to a different matter."

11.02.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Then it appears to be working. It's so fascinating to me -- sometimes all someone needs is a little push, then they do the rest on their own."

11.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œFair enough. And yes โ€” I would say thatโ€™s a fair assessment. Sometimes I just canโ€™t help myself. Old habits die hard, I suppose.โ€

11.02.2026 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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