Joaquin Emiliano

oh, message from my alter ego, comin’ in strong….

M0 J0 He wore his sport coat like a cape. Face all the worse for gravity’s ongoing story. Thin red lips stenciled across pancake batter, triplicate chins that spilled over a black bolo tie. Silver shock …

#StoriesFromABarWithoutDoorknobs

#VeteransDay

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#ProvostBusters

#Community #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque

coolcoolcool. #SixSeasondAndSomeBooty

If you don't wanna be Streets Behind, go ahead and get your tickets for Cummunity today! 🎟 6:30pm on 3/16 & 9pm on 3/17 & 3/18, all at the Allways Lounge 💜🖊

i'm... pretty sure i remember writing this script...?

#Burlesque #BurlesquePlay #Theater #Playwrite #Community #NewOrleans #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #CoolCoolCool

feels like only yesterday...

#NewOrleans #Nola #Informer

(and the original art)
#poem #poetry #Nola #NewOrleans #VisualArt #Charcoal

you were welcomed. So you heard of a place called New Orleans. And you were welcomed. Free license to walk the streets, a thousand or so back pocket pamphlets. You helped yourself to the food, possibly undertipped. C…

swore i would never share this piece again, but the moment in New Orleans seems to be demanding it of me.

#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer

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special guest in the writer's room tonight... ditched by my muse, and i guess that's why they call it the mews.

#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews

one year since the last time you attempted even the most lackadaisical form of voluntairy communication,
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.

and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...

#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost

christmas in a laboratory. Two sub-levels down, the little robot quietly raised his head. He counted the minutes. Kept an eye on the door. On the keypad, its digits a calculus red. Once convinced, he stretched his set of mis…

please enjoy this tragically heartwarming tale of the star-crossed love between a little robot and Christmas turkey named Hamilton.

#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs

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we'll consume our way out of annihilation one of these years, i just KNOW it...

#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas

you used to be cool, man.

#YouCameToSeeIfHesOutThere

wonderland. Manny lost his thumb while carving initials into a Sunset Park sycamore on Christmas day. He had run from his house, boots crushing through a fresh snowfall north towards the hill. Streets empty, s…

a slice of life, seasonal love letter from Sunset Park. besos.

#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter

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with your Disaster of Ceremonies...
some idiot!

tonight, my yearly reading of CHRISTMAS IN A LABORATORY, only at Bar Redux and ONLY for WRITER'S BLOCK PARTY, featuring a showcase of the wildest writers #NewOrleans yet to crush underfoot.

#NOLA #Writers #NolaNightLife
details in the comments 🔽

when halfway through a fifth of Jack should do the trick for this evening, but WWOZ in #NewOrleans starts celebrating Tom Waits' birthday, and now you just have to laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.

this sunday in #NOLA, it's SEXY STORY TELLING. i'll be sharing tales of #AdultRetail and the ACTUAL bone-ified trick to growing yer wang by some kind of percentage in as little as however long it takes!

THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!

you're welcome.

this coming monday my burly alter ego, @luckystrikeout.bsky.social will be back once again (with the renegade master).

#Burlesque #Trivia #90sTrivia #NOLA #NewOrleans

shareholders of UnitedHealthcare bravely forged ahead with the meeting, despite the senseless tragedy:

"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."

oh, also: can YOU spot the 3way in this bleak artistic rendering of #NewOrleans at dawn, circa 2017...?

#Threesome #Sketch #Charcoal #Nola #Art #Hearbreak

we lasted through winter. i was sideways, asleep, or thought i was, between them, worried what if i would never feel this way again. morning just starting to peak. wouldn’t make its way through those blinds for a good bit, …

the world gets a little colder, sunlight several shades more grey, every year, every 2nd of December, canceling out every last bygone memory.

#75secrets #Flash #FlashFiction #Poem #Poetry #Threesome #Triad #PolyAm #Heartbreak #NOLA #NewOrleans

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ghost. you know the ambivalent stride, path some three sidewalks wide. and while you found yourself fishing, waiting for what if, the rest of us were waylaid by we know, we’re reminded, we live with it no…

context.

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secret #74: ghost.

#FlashFiction #poem #poetry #ghost #NewOrleans #NOLA #75secrets

sometimes they listen. The evening played out in timestamps. Front lawn embedded with individual flat rocks, leading up to closed eyes, her fingers tensing, slick with grease, firm grip worried that if she didn’t dig in …

some #thanksgiving body horror for all you wishful thinkers out there.

#FlashFiction #ShortFiction #Fiction #ShortStory #BodyHorror #Wishbone #NewOrleans #Nola #75secrets

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he started early this year.

#DavidTheCat #NOLA #NewOrleans

#TastyApocalypse #Sketch #NOLA #NewOrleans #DeathOfAFailsman