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#joongdok language barrier au
kdj was adopted by hades+perse really young and lived most of his life in greece so when he comes back his korean is a little rusty. he uses a translator for complicated sentences but for some reason his words are always translated with sexual intent when talking to yjh

inspired by this and canon bald yjh

both kdj and yjh (who was sheared and trapped in the confession hall after being caught stealing under his master’s orders) sincerely believe the other is an actual monk and try to seduce each other into abandoning the temple

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gumiho kdj that disguises himself as a monk and breaks into the shaolin temple where he meets bald yjh

levia’s #joongdok hero x dkos au as this

son officially. after this misunderstanding is resolved, yjh tries being on his best behaviour. he already messed up with lsk, he can’t mess up with kdj’s other parents as well. that’s how soon after gaining new parents, kdj gains a boyfriend too

the end <3

kdj had misunderstood the nature of the app and thought it was smth like omegle. hades, who heard from his nephew dionysus that he meets very nice people over that app, did too. long story short: they matched, chatted and became a family. The Question was hades and perse asking kdj to become their +

everyone keeps glancing at him as kdj gushes abt his soon-to-be spouses. yjh still comes to greece with everyone bc he wants to see kdj in wedding attire even if it’s not with him. to say that everyone is confused when it’s not a wedding but an adoption finalisation is an understatement. turns out +

“love you”s during calls. that is until kdj requests an emergency meeting to tell everyone that hades and perse have asked The Question and are inviting all of kdj’s friends to greece to make it official after kdj’s graduation. yjh’s dreams of ever getting with kdj shatter and it doesn’t help that +

imploding with jealousy anyway bc what do hades and perse have that he doesn’t? he’s also loaded, good looking and can take care of kdj much better since they even live in the same city. yjh comforts himself with the contractual nature of their relationship even when he hears them tell each other +

when asked/invited. kdj also gives everyone a scare when he disappears during semester break and comes back with a tan and speaking greek bc he visited hades’ home in fucking greece. it gets even more shocking when it turns out hades has a wife that’s in the relationship as well. yjh is still +

be supportive except for yjh who is making plans on how to commit terrorism and blame it on hsy. he can’t be too mad abt it tho bc kdj starts to visibly get better now that money isn’t an issue for him. he starts looking after himself, his grades actually improve and he even willingly goes out +

#orv #joongdok crack misunderstanding sugar daddy au

hsy sets up an account for kdj on a sugar daddy app as a prank. this comes back to bite her in the ass when kdj announces to their whole friend group that he started a relationship with an older man named hades. everyone is shocked but tries to +

#joongdok #1863kdj
kdj when yjh‘s in regression depression

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ancient vampire kdj who was turned young and his newly turned vampire silver fox husband yjh

#orv au idea
that one western couple that accidentally raised their korean son with chinese culture but make it hades & persephone with kdj

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happy halloween ^^
have a #joongdok #punifemja jennifer’s body au

#joongdok #plotja
thinking abt a [what do you think of cosmic horror?] au with kdj as Yoo Yirae and yjh as the husband

#orv #joongdok
the louvre theft on october 19th was actually commited by yjh and the kids

yjh can’t get a job and must provide for kdj (& co.) and the kids helped bc yjh said “kdj wants french crown jewels”

#joongdok #punifemia
femhyuk fucking miniaturised femja using her clit like a dick

that’s all, have a good day

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mind reader kdj who stands near atms to find out credit card numbers and pins of rich people. his latest victim is yjh who notices, finds out where kdj lives and chokes him at his doorstep

yjh then becomes his sugar daddy

I can also see kdj pranking yjh by pretending to dirty talk in another language but actually just saying the most random stuff

#joongdok bonus
yih finds it both incredibly cute and sexy (depending on the situation) when kdj switches language without noticing

it's only annoying when kdj doesn't talk in korean or english during arguments on purpose

#orv
multilingual kdj... he uses a translator skill in canon but in a non-scenarios au he'd deffo learn the languages. he'd be forced to learn japanese by kyrgios, learns some spanish from ysa, russian from iris, mandarin from swk and learns greek for his adoptive parents

help I forgot mandarin for swk

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kdj has sex with his vampire bf yjh. “let me come inside” yjh demands. “no” says kdj and continues to edge him the whole night

the doll au is feeding my starved 051 heart to this day

this is probably sadder than the original hc but even if he listens to breakup songs it’s not Taylor Swift bc she died in the apocalypse

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some people hc that 1865th yjh listens to sad breakup songs but i have to disagree. he listens to fluffy romantic songs so he can imagine what kdj and him will do/be like when he wakes up