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Nerd. Retired. Amateur pogonotropher. Here for the vibe; I'll try to keep up. "With great power comes great voltage and/or truly excessive current." No DMs. God is real unless declared an integer. [ old nerd humor, don't worry about it ]

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Texas -- The One-Star State

04.08.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A box of "Millenios" cereal from the '90s.

A box of "Millenios" cereal from the '90s.

Amateur. :-)

04.08.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think he'll chicken out? Again?

04.08.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Different when it's other people's money...

03.08.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What, he stayed on the plane? I find Bill Clinton's "...but I didn't inhale" to be far more credible.

28.07.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chuck Todd is a demented fool who is hurting journalism.

27.07.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG, it's finally happened! Traditional Wisconsin billboards advertise any _three_ of: cheese, adult toys, fireworks, and souvenirs. The line between them is blurring, or possibly erased.

26.07.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A parody of the "CBS Cares" PSA logo from years ago; the CBS "eye" logo and the words "CBS Caves"

A parody of the "CBS Cares" PSA logo from years ago; the CBS "eye" logo and the words "CBS Caves"

25.07.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What, Ewoks again?

23.07.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gobby Don, the Great Orange Whale

22.07.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where Everybody Knows Your Name ("Cheers" theme)
Hawaii 5-0
The Wild Wild West

21.07.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday to @jonb-2149.bsky.social for those who celebrate.
76, I believe, if you're keeping score.

21.07.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I go with, "I'm experiencing a problem, and hoping you can help me with it."
Or words to that effect.
The usual response is on the order of, "Certainly! Let's see what we can do!"

17.07.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Other times, you pour them into a bowl and eat them with a spoon.

17.07.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Garnished with glass and bleach.

17.07.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Benny Bell will live forever.

17.07.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Briefly wondered if maybe this is 3D chess... that it's Bill Clinton implicated and not TCF... doesn't fly, though; Democrats would gleefully watch a bus go back and forth repeatedly over Clinton if he were the pedophile.

15.07.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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้‡ๅฑคใฎใใ‚‚

#art #photo #photography #sky #sunset #clouds #EastCoastKin
ยฉ๏ธskinskin

15.07.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 350    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If TCF is enjoying some sort of supernatural protection, it ain't from God, that's for sure.

13.07.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GROJ: Get Rid Of Junk sale. Not the misspelling it seems to be. I thought everyone knew this.

13.07.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I like it when humans aren't destroying stuff.

12.07.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Same.

13.07.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we're going for "supernatural intervention", my money's on a force other than "God"... maybe Satan's backing Trump? That would explain so much...

13.07.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Snort laugh. We need humor

13.07.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10063    ๐Ÿ” 2786    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178
The text "ICE is working out for America about as well as it worked out for the Titanic" over a picture of the Titanic sinking.

The text "ICE is working out for America about as well as it worked out for the Titanic" over a picture of the Titanic sinking.

11.07.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will air a new episode on Thursday, July 10, 2025, with guests Clarissa Ward and Michael C. Hall. The episode is an original airing, not a repeat. It was originally broadcast on June 25, 2025"

Okay, I feel a little less threatened by AI.

11.07.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump: Just wait until you see what I do to agriculture!

10.07.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to your detractors, you've had WMV so many times, it's either chronic or you should be immune by now.

10.07.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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