Michael Vallely

Aikman: Mayfield is not fast by any means, and he's certainly not athletic. But also he's seriously slow as fuck.

Jardiance commercial says the words anus and genitals a whole lot

328 first half yards + dude has an absolute look of terror in his eyes at all times

So many commercials I have forgotten what is even going on in the Georgia @ Tennessee game

Georgia QB Gunnar Stockton at a press conference

Gunnar Stockton looks 10 years older than I will ever look

Alabama will never reach their full potential unless Kalen DeBoer improves his resting anguish face

Time for some common sense gun laws. Democrats should introduce a bill named the Charlie Kirk common sense gun reform bill and make every Republican vote for it.

Magda, earnest response: I think our disconnect is that I'm talking specifically about the article--which is simply about a cancer patient who started a support group--and you are responding to the headline, which implies a much broader effort and concern targeted toward male cancer patients.

The article is about a support group trying to help young men with cancer to help against their earlier deaths and suicide rates, I don't see why you have a problem with this

A young person suffers through cancer and in its aftermath commits suicide.

Magda, derisively: aww, poor guy couldn't hack it

Aww man, I miss stories like this back in the good ole days when the news was fun and hilarious

2km away from my childhood home

Me 10 years ago when I saw I could buy a Delorean for 16k

The only hotel I associate with Philadelphia is the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

PBS passport is my last remaining streaming service

GTMO was the original offshore zone. They have been dusting off all the GWOT tools that folks said back then were going to be abused. Well: here we are.

Cleveland #HandsOff2025

Hands Off Cleveland

It's super early, but I'm gonna need to start preemptive action soon to ensure my Spotify Wrapped isn't full of Dave Matthews Band

It's all done in bad faith. How do you know your answers won't be used against you? You want to word it carefully just in case, but you don't know who is reading or what they are looking for. So maybe it's better to ignore it? Oops but Elon tweeted you'd be fired. Is that true? That's all stressful.

Oh yeah I meant to mention tonight that your blueskeeting has been amazing

It was perfect!

Not an easy task finding a Cy Twombly that looks like art

It takes thirty years of ascetic abstention from avocado toast to buy a home

This guy on Jeopardy is rocking the Luigi Mangioni drip

when "it's common sense" = whatever my dumb-as-shit knee-jerk reaction is

Was that a bubble guppy

I honestly believe that United Healthcare made a mistake and will soon bill me for $0.02

My health insurance paid two cents of this $3641 medical bill (part of $5900 total bill)

Just got a medical bill for $5,900 for my 5-year post-CAR-T cancer treatment CT scan. Would've been worse though if I didn't have health insurance.