A Buick Level of Build Quality

Congratulations from me, a random schmo on the internet! = ))

I'm getting 70s Charlie's Angels vibes from this and, slightly ashamed to say this, I kinda like it.

= ))

Yep. I even hear it as Jope Elates.

I rolled with it.

"How did you ever come up with that?", he asked.

Me, drink in hand, shrugging, "It just came to me."

Him, "REALLY??".

I smiled, nodded, and politely excused myself to go find my girlfriend.

Years back, my girlfriend snuck me into her grad school's holiday party and gave me the name tag of a professor she knew wouldn't be there. Later in the evening, one of the other grad students started talking to me and asked about a paper this professor had presented at a conference the year before

Travis Kelce, wearing a newsies hat and a shirt that seems to be pattered on a motels wallpaper, and Patrick Mahomes, wearing a red checkered vest made out of an Italian restaurants tablecloth

I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression

It is too bad we do not have a single word for both. Perhaps there's a word for this in another language. German would be my guess but unfortunately I do not speak it.

Awww yeah, that's the stuff! It's too bad we're not going to get that in America anytime soon. [sigh]

As someone who has rooted for Duke basketball to lose for a very long time, it is nice to know I've been right all along.

He seems to know where the camera is recording from and moved accordingly to hide his shove. [deleted curse word]

Wouldn't even need to slow the song down. youtu.be/1qJU8G7gR_g?...

God Bless Colin Kaepernick and keep him safe. I suspected foul play but what could I, a random schmo, do about it?

Oh I had a car with lots of buttons,
And sweet tactile feel I've not forgotten.
Look away,
Look away,
Look away from your screens!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Me [under my breath]: I'm sorry Mr. President. I know rules of decorum dictate that I shouldn't but, well, I couldn't help myself in this case.

W H A T ! ? Pardon me, I'm gobsmacked. I think I'll need to step out to the hallway to regain my faculties. = 0

Sadly, I'm not really that surprised. Why? Just ask a black person and listen to what she/he/they say. Talking to a black person is like talking to a time traveller because every tool of oppression that there is has been used against them first. In the US, that is.

Looks like the Norman Rockwell First Amendment guy in dog form. I bet he's saying, "I deserve extra treats because I am a good boy."

Samesies

This!

If I may, cars, like architecture, can be seen as emblematic of a culture's values, concerns, and aspirations, at a particular point in time.

I know just the folks to help, sir. Paging @theautopian.bsky.social. You have a phone call at the front desk.

Well, I read further down the thread. That is sad. Lewis really loved Roscoe and I am saddened by his loss. RIP Roscoe.

Oh no! What happened to Roscoe?

Thank you very much Mr. Trevithick! Much appreciated!

Hi Mr. Trevithick, may we have a TWZ bunker please?

Hi Mr. Newdick, may we have a TWZ bunker please?

Hi Mr. Rogoway, may we have a TWZ bunker please?

I bet. I anthropomorphize my cars so I'd have also backed my car up and popped the hatch so that my car could moon that schmo as well.