Stuart 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇵🇸🇲🇾

If something like this were to happen again in Europe at some future point (and sadly the possibility cannot currently be entirely ruled out), war would ensue. Fascists, and their mentally defective sheep, are unfortunately still among us.

Talking of fireworks, they are horrible. Not just for animals. Did you see the horrendous pollution they caused in New Delhi last week during Diwali?

I suppose celebrating the persecution of people according to their chosen religious sect has always been a human failing. They should still blow up parliament, though. Hang on, special branch is knocking on my door, for some strange reason… Guido lives! Ouch, that hurts, you thugs

So, are all good protestants ready to celebrate historical persecution of catholics tonight?

This is wholly unacceptable, on every level. Was he a wanted criminal?

I am now as terrified of stepping outside in New York as I am in London, say tough, manly right-wingers

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I am now as terrified of stepping outside in New York as I am in London, say tough, manly right-wingers

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Most of the morons who voted to 'leave' are now dead, gone to their Churchillian heaven of WW2 xenophobia. We who 'remained' are now paying for their dementia.

Another brexshit 'benefit' to add to the ever-growing list of entirely predictable fuck-ups - it just keeps on giving, doesn't it? I'm so glad we 'took back control'...

Happy Birthday, youngster!

Well, it's the 4th of November, and I'm already heartily sick of Christmas-themed adverts on commercial television channels. We have eight more weeks of this crap to put up with... so depressing.

I had a wonderful meal in a Sicilian restaurant on Sunday. Chicken breasts slow cooked in a thick marsala sauce with sliced pears. Dreamy, very rich. Was thinking it could work with something like tofu as well, maybe flash fry it and add after the sauce has thickened?

Apart from many thousands of innocent Iraqi people…

Ah, the other ‘butcher of Baghdad’. No loss to humanity.

Flushed with success?

The right-wing scum are now struggling to cope with the fact that the life-saving hero train guard is called Samir Zitouni. Kind of fucks up their narrative. 🤣

That’s my kind of food!

Exododos?

Somehow I thought you probably do 😀

Luckily no-one died, thanks to the bravery of the guard. It's all kind of weird for me. I used to regularly commute to London from Huntingdon for work. And worked in Peterborough for a few years. I lived about 30 mins drive west from both, in Northamptonshire.

I love crispy duck pancakes... Sorry!

Starmer IS pandering to the ignorant, for sure. And ineffectual. But here's something positive about the latest shamefully pathetic iteration of 'Labour': At least they're not the f*cking tories, or deform UK Ltd. Small mercies. Just joined Greens, here. Like many thousands of others.

Don't stop leaving food and water out for them through the winter.

Fancy a pancake with Hoi-sin, sweetie?

Wonderful band. RIP Rick Davies (d. September 6). Saw them live twice, very special. Loved the humour and satire, along with the very melodic tunes.

Tofu is lovely, if used with care. I like it cubed (about 1.5cm) and quick-fried crisp on the outside, with rice noodles, chillies, and a shitload of shiitake. And I'm not even a vegetarian.

What's the moggy's name? What a little beauty.

Nice juxtaposition of tortoiseshell and tartan, btw. Could start a new fashion trend 😂

I love teasing them with the sun's reflection off my watch on to the wall. Highly entertaining.

I had a wonderful Italian lunch experience today, Chicken breast braised long and slow with marsala, red onion and sliced pears. It was truly outstanding, sweet, and very rich. Apparently a traditional Sicilian winter dish. A new one on my 'favourites' list. Yum. Reckon it's quite easy, too.