Jeff August

Jeff August

@jeffreyaugust.bsky.social

Musician, author, comic book maker, Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', son of a gun.

55 Followers 50 Following 34 Posts Joined Feb 2025
1 year ago

The biggest problem with social media, and this format in particular... it is the headline and the comments section without the article.

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1 year ago
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Man up, get off the phone, and make meaningful connections.

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1 year ago

Which is a better 90's period piece... Reality Bites or Mallrats?

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1 year ago
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Making various "Gulf of..." is fun.

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1 year ago

If you were writing an updated Contract with America in anticipation of winning the next midterms... what would you put in it and why?

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1 year ago

I'd rather see a succinct list of initiatives the Democratic Party endorses for moving forward. The more that require a flip of Congress to achieve the better.

Think the Contract with America, or Project 2025 bullet points except for sane people.

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1 year ago

A total windbag.

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1 year ago

If I say "homeless" instead of "unhoused" I get a ration of crap about how I want to use the N word in polite company. Why is that?

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1 year ago
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Ego is the enemy of esteem and esteem is the real brass ring.

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1 year ago

I feel like I can't be the only one who sees the book 1984 when he sees this picture, right?

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1 year ago
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That’s more like it.

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1 year ago
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"Did you do a #caturday post yet or what? It is already 5:30 AM, get moving!"

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1 year ago

My wife and I are watching Murder Under the Friday Night Lights and... hoooooooo boy am I having some flashbacks ti what it was like growing up in a small town surrounded by people with active imaginations and an abundance of free time... also, small town cops.

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1 year ago

Consider the possibility that this is exactly why I don't watch CNN, MSNBC or Fox News. Or whatever the hell that other new one is called, News Nation?

Pick a few substacks and be free of this garbage.

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1 year ago

Anybody else not remember Joe Montana ever looking that useless in a Super Bowl?

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1 year ago

Let's focus on this kind of message. Well, except @adamkinzinger.bsky.social because his posts about the first President to wear make up everyday and who the cuck is now are hilarious.

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1 year ago

Also, ask yourself... "If this is about efficiency and spending less money, why do they need to increase the credit card limit to $4 trillion?"

The answer is... it isn't about saving money, it is about extending tax breaks.

Hope your Wednesday is going swell.

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1 year ago
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DOGE. Man I hate giving this stuff oxygen and posting about it on social media is basically yelling into a void of petty rage. This is unconstitutional. Congress approves, and then appropriates, funds for specific purposes. This is why America is the best, we have separation of powers.

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1 year ago
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Ellie demands some petting

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1 year ago

For all the "coastal elites don't get Bible Belt" bluster, I raise you... Those Bible Belters don't get Depeche Mode.

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1 year ago
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A story in three pictures.

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1 year ago

Yes, I acknowledge that this makes me a bit of dick.

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1 year ago

I actively try to not be a dick. But... it seems the legacy of Schumer's era of Democrats is holding on too long.

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1 year ago

Dear Mexico, Canada, Panama, and Europe:

100 percent tariffs on Tesla.

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1 year ago

Republicans are generally loons. But... why can't people on my side of the political spectrum actually act as an opposition party for once? Why? Republicans are great at it and it works in their favor...

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1 year ago
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Guys... I found these old pants that I THINK my daughter bought for me at a thrift store a few years ago. Should I keep them? I have no clue what kind of social engagement they would be appropriate for... but I also don't care about what is appropriate most of the time so... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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1 year ago

I posted a political post and deleted it.

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1 year ago
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Good morning bluesky! #fitness #strengthtraining #weightlifting #deadlift

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1 year ago
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Mallrats on the big screen!!!!

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1 year ago

it has gotten bizarre

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