@retractableteeth.bsky.social
No disrespect to truckers, y’all have a hard job, but Optimus Prime should have been a firetruck
13.01.2025 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Diner lady gave raving compliments to my natural hair, had to mentioned I haven’t washed it since last year
13.01.2025 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trying to kick nicotine atm
13.01.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0killing the lethargy
12.01.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0M*nster’s mochas still taste like their soft drink 🤮
23.12.2024 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every sports bar is a Gay bar
26.11.2024 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have lived without a housecat for long enough!!!
16.11.2024 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ive dreaded the day but i think i need a new phone
10.11.2023 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0missed the medieval pumpkin festival in town 😖
10.10.2023 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0okiedokie how do i post on here
10.10.2023 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
