Flwr King

I forgot about the text man. I’m screaming 😂😂

Replace the internet with social media and I’m right there with you

Dingbat has got to be one of the funniest insults to me, especially when it comes from an elder 😂

That sounds delicious, ty!

What’s your favorite marinade?

This is sick

I went directly to Voodoo

Proof that life REALLY isn’t fair

In complete disbelief. I went directly to Voodoo

Amazing!! Congrats!! 🥂

Mine taught me it’s ok to go against the grain as long as you’re staying true to you and have a plan to make it work. I also get my proclivity towards art and music from him so we can always bond around that.

Crystals is the only answer lol

This is forever burned in my brain 😂😂😂

Thanks boo!

Say it!!

That’s not enough. He needs the firehose

Cold blooded!

So Taraji going to be doing the bending now??

Let’s even go with that logic. If I actually had an open wound why tf would I want your dusty crusty ass to come anywhere near me bringing your booty bacteria!?

Never in my life did I think I’d see those words strewn together like that but here we are. I wouldn’t trust them either.

It’s delicious! And I like that location bc there’s a wegmans right across the street

😂 Put me first in line for the next trip!

You know what, I think the one in Bowie has the best rotisserie chicken

Like my name was boo boo!

Lmaoo they tried to sell me a used car older than the one I was driving

I’m screaming 😂😂

I just might finish them all myself 😂

*can’t go back