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Gen Z will be like "those silly boomers and their minion memes" and then hit the laugh react every time anything ends in "-ussy"

06.03.2025 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm finally done! Now to take a shower and go outside

20.12.2024 05:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whimsical clarinetist in question.

Mr. Spock: "The planet has been completely destroyed, Captain. There are no life signals on our sensors."
Capn. Kirk: "But... there were 15... TRILLION people living. On. That. Planet! What could have happened to them ?!"
The whimsical clarinetist:

15.11.2024 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That it's still one input to automatically cage survivors this time for 2v8 is really quite unacceptable. BHVR has shown time and time again how survivor sided they are, and until I can mori them first down like it's 2016 I will *not* be purchasing the next Artist skin.

13.11.2024 06:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With 2v8 coming out tomorrow, it's good to remember that The Hag will never be present in it because whenever a naive junior dev mentions it Cote pushes a button on his desk and their floor gives way for a chute directly into the BHVR interactive lava pits

12.11.2024 09:02 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I've watched Lord of the Rings 82371 times, and Bilbo going "HRAAAGGGGHHH" has jolted me precisely 82371 of those times

12.11.2024 04:23 — 👍 2389    🔁 161    💬 66    📌 7