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Is Trump Dead Yet?

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Here to keep you informed of the health status of the orange sh1tgibbon, as we cross our collective fingers.

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About a dozen

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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says not quite yet ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says not quite yet
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a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet " ALT: a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet "
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a bald man says not yet in a dark room ALT: a bald man says not yet in a dark room
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a man sitting in front of a computer with the words sorry not yet written above him ALT: a man sitting in front of a computer with the words sorry not yet written above him
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a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet " ALT: a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet "
23.09.2025 23:45 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard is sitting next to a sign that says " not yet " ALT: a man with a beard is sitting next to a sign that says " not yet "
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a man in a red jacket is making a funny face with the words not yet written below him ALT: a man in a red jacket is making a funny face with the words not yet written below him
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Bloom County By Berkeley Breathed Bill The Cat Trump: My god, this is such a quality country Ronald Ann-Smith: Waddaya mean, Mr Trump? BT: My Palm Beach cottage has 118 rooms. How many rooms does your cottage have? RAS: One. But we have nine beds! Reynelda here sleeps in a soup box. BT: I have a $100 million dollar boat. Do you have a boat? RAS: When the plumbing breaks, our sofa floats! BT: I have a dream. A dream that one day I might get six points on margin for the Eiffel Tower deal… What do you dream about? RAS: Dinner BT: And imagine…in this great, quality nation, folks like you haven’t strung folks like me up by their intestines! Reynelda Doll: Yet RAS: Hush NOT YET

Bloom County By Berkeley Breathed Bill The Cat Trump: My god, this is such a quality country Ronald Ann-Smith: Waddaya mean, Mr Trump? BT: My Palm Beach cottage has 118 rooms. How many rooms does your cottage have? RAS: One. But we have nine beds! Reynelda here sleeps in a soup box. BT: I have a $100 million dollar boat. Do you have a boat? RAS: When the plumbing breaks, our sofa floats! BT: I have a dream. A dream that one day I might get six points on margin for the Eiffel Tower deal… What do you dream about? RAS: Dinner BT: And imagine…in this great, quality nation, folks like you haven’t strung folks like me up by their intestines! Reynelda Doll: Yet RAS: Hush NOT YET

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a woman is sitting in a chair with the words not yet written on her face ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words not yet written on her face
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Well…. No. They’re still murderers

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a cartoon drawing of a cloud with tears coming out of its eyes and the words " not yet " below it ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cloud with tears coming out of its eyes and the words " not yet " below it
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says not quite yet ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says not quite yet
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a man in a suit is standing in a room with his arms outstretched and a sign that says not yet . ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a room with his arms outstretched and a sign that says not yet .
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a close up of a cartoon character 's eye with a tear running down it ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's eye with a tear running down it

Not Yet

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You still here?

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Thanks 🖕

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