Is Trump Dead Yet?

Is Trump Dead Yet?

@trumpmortality.bsky.social

Here to keep you informed of the health status of the orange sh1tgibbon, as we cross our collective fingers.

5,582 Followers 6,766 Following 966 Posts Joined Oct 2023
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a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet " ALT: a man in a tan shirt holds chopsticks in his hand and says " not yet "
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Bloom County By Berkeley Breathed Bill The Cat Trump: My god, this is such a quality country Ronald Ann-Smith: Waddaya mean, Mr Trump? BT: My Palm Beach cottage has 118 rooms. How many rooms does your cottage have? RAS: One. But we have nine beds! Reynelda here sleeps in a soup box. BT: I have a $100 million dollar boat. Do you have a boat? RAS: When the plumbing breaks, our sofa floats! BT: I have a dream. A dream that one day I might get six points on margin for the Eiffel Tower deal… What do you dream about? RAS: Dinner BT: And imagine…in this great, quality nation, folks like you haven’t strung folks like me up by their intestines! Reynelda Doll: Yet RAS: Hush NOT YET
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Well…. No. They’re still murderers

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You still here?

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Thanks 🖕

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