@trumpmortality.bsky.social
Here to keep you informed of the health status of the orange sh1tgibbon, as we cross our collective fingers.
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20.10.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bloom County By Berkeley Breathed Bill The Cat Trump: My god, this is such a quality country Ronald Ann-Smith: Waddaya mean, Mr Trump? BT: My Palm Beach cottage has 118 rooms. How many rooms does your cottage have? RAS: One. But we have nine beds! Reynelda here sleeps in a soup box. BT: I have a $100 million dollar boat. Do you have a boat? RAS: When the plumbing breaks, our sofa floats! BT: I have a dream. A dream that one day I might get six points on margin for the Eiffel Tower dealโฆ What do you dream about? RAS: Dinner BT: And imagineโฆin this great, quality nation, folks like you havenโt strung folks like me up by their intestines! Reynelda Doll: Yet RAS: Hush NOT YET
14.09.2025 11:23 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Wellโฆ. No. Theyโre still murderers
14.09.2025 00:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You still here?
03.09.2025 02:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks ๐
03.09.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0