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@creepepaper.bsky.social

Mac. Artist. Author. 34. Vampire. Horror. Hot Dogs. https://linktr.ee/creepepaper

329 Followers 373 Following 757 Posts Joined Sep 2023
2 days ago
Mara Wilson •
@marawilson.bsky.social

There's nothing thrilling about contrarianism.
It's the most toddler shit possible.

2:45 AM • Mar 13, 2026

Anyone who's had their right to fully exist debated by some sweaty white dude who's just discovered Schopenhauer will surely feel this in their bones, but nice to have @marawilson.bsky.social articulate it so succinctly

There are no "devil's advocates." Just devils and dickheads

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2 days ago
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Seraph in the Headlights

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4 days ago

Also, this shows editing STRUGGLES. Episode 3 had the most insane transition I've ever seen. Ever since then, there's been minor editing mistakes I probably would have never picked up on if it wasn't for the fact they had the worst editing on that one episode.

Now all the small mistakes are glaring

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4 days ago

Is it normal for homicide detectives to have openly known drug problems and struggle with sobriety? Is that allowed?
The amount of conflict of interest between EVERYONE is INSANE.
One of their bright ideas relied on the random tiny woman hostage to elbow the captor.

Too much for one skeet.

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4 days ago

I've been binging Will Trent and the drama side of things is good, but this show is the most blatant "that would never happen" cop show I've ever seen.

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4 days ago

This is incredible

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4 days ago
The Pokemon Cloyster as a silly cat on a light purple background

Day 91 of drawing the entire Pokédex as silly cats - Cloyster, No. 0091

#Pokemon #CatDex

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4 days ago
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a man is standing in an office with a checkered floor and a printer . Alt: a man is standing in an office with a checkered floor and a printer . He kicks a trash can angrily.

And I CAN'T call in tomorrow!

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4 days ago
Crudely drawn sonic characters. Shadow has a speech bubble above his head that reads "I love latinas." Sonic is unfinished with only a torso and legs.

Drawings left by the youth at my local library

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4 days ago

I've been saying for years that I still use Snapchat not for social reasons, but for their infinite storage! I save every snap, photo or video, and look back on the memories. They've never once complained!

Welp. They finally complained and caught up with me. I have 20mb used out of my allotted 5! 😂

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4 days ago

I'm sick and I went to bed early. You know what that means. I wake up at 2am coughing my brains out and I'm UNABLE to go to sleep because I'm MISERABLE

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4 days ago

Source: Born, raised, spent 24 years of my life there.

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4 days ago

Nevada desert hits different (derogatory).

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4 days ago

I have a friend whom I'd known for 2 years at this point. I sent her a tiktok of a guy rating all the potential new popes (back when that was happening) because it was funny and cute. Like 0% offensive.

She responds, "Why did you send this to me?"

Lol girl. 'Cause it's funny. Just laugh!

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4 days ago

the library is so fucking cool you guys

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1 week ago

Same exact boat.

Also, I have been looking for a deskmat for nearly 3 months and just gave up and bought a solid color one. I'm not playing that game.

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1 week ago
Hard Enamel keychains featuring all the current FF14 jobs. Acrylic charms in the form of a song player featuring various songs from FF14 Mini photo charms to hold pictures of your wol or fave character in the shape of several FF14 NPCs and the meteor icon. Various typography designed keychains with FF14 sayings.

NA Fanfest is coming up-- My dearest Warriors of Light, are you geared up?

You can enjoy free shipping right now and don't forget to look at the coupons page to see what you can stack up 👀♥️

www.seateas.store/shop-all/by-...

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1 week ago
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2: Cottage core centaur
#monstermarch

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1 week ago
A pinterest notification with an image of two sleepy, maybe sad looking furbies. The text reads: This feels like your kind of thing

Lol well... Yup.

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2 weeks ago
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February 24th… entering the town of Twin Peaks. #filmsky

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2 weeks ago

Me: I need the Febreeze because my car smells like farts
Husband: Why does your car smell like farts?
Me: Because I fart in it.

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3 weeks ago
Glamor photos of 90s haircuts Glamor photos of 90s haircuts

11 year old me holding these up to my stylist

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3 weeks ago
A screenshot of Creepepaper explaining how people had to look their stylist dead in the eyes and say "I want this" while pointing to the most insane glamor photo of a model.

I send my husband with photos to show the barber when he gets his haircut because if not, he always comes back with the crudest crew cut. He was laughing at the photos because they are all "handsome and rugged men." Do y'all remember the "Inspire" books we had to choose photos from?! He has it easy!

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3 weeks ago
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

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1 month ago
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I found an extra Azem jacket in my stock. It's the one I sent to my photographer so it is used lightly and has since been washed so - giveaway? Size L

⭐Repost to enter
⭐Ends Sat 14th
⭐No need to follow, but appreciated (i do art!)

Good luck! #FF14 #FFXIV

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1 month ago

Remember when Tumblr would change the dashboard color by a single point and the entire userbase would crash out? I miss that.

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1 month ago

🫡

Whoop whoop #mmfwcl

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1 month ago

I'm largely against people using cones to save parking spots in front of their house in metropolitan areas that have public street parking.

But listen, if you dug out the snow and the ice from that spot, then you get to keep that spot. They didn't dig it out FOR YOU.

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1 month ago

I like High Potential, but the people in this show are far too comfortable just letting the cops look at their stuff.

Sure, you can look in my trunk... with a warrant.
Yeah, you can keep me in holding and accuse me of murder... with my lawyer present.

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1 month ago

I'm actually upset that GOAT became popularized as GREATEST OF ALL TIME because my Free Company in FFXIV has gone by GOAT for the past 10 years and it's just cause we really like Aldgoats, but now everyone just thinks we have big egos.

We are not good at all. We are actually bad.

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