im just gonna ask out the next woman i talk to,watch the fuck out girls
my best friend and an incredibly talented game modder, Alyssa (alltheamps, formerly known as serious / shiversoftdev), unfortunately passed away in late 2025
she was one of the smartest and kindest people i knew. she was always eager to help people out, to teach and support others.
and it's okay that they're wrong
michael jackson fan accounts are so funny they be like "mj has the BEST discography ever" like yeah, we know lmao
(qrsing with post that this one replaced)
why the fuck am i seeing "20 years ago" on a youtube video
thick asian women on my twitter timeline right now #notcomplaining
nomura's gojo jail fr
asked my girl to cosplay the sailor suit girl from janken game acchi muite aoi, and she called me a pedophile?
upon?
w/e not redoing it
cause im not giving upon youuuu woahhhhhohhhhh oooooooooooo~
if a girl exclaims that she loves nerds,
hold on i got a phone call.
that's gabe calling.
yo gabe
where vid-
oh wait
like not saying he only has bad songs, i'm like saying this song really caught me on first listen
life sentence is probably the first exceptionally good j. cole song
you're not gonna believe this, but we decided for the kids that it's best that i stay in for the weekend (and also sleep in our bedroom)
i'm gone on school days tho
contender for my worst skeet i think
i'd probably be the type to find my ex-wife a lot more attractive if we were just co-parenting but if she asks if the sparks are back i'd be like "ehhhhhhhh"
whatever dude.
