Cat Dad Official Unofficial Tips

Not a cat tip, buuuuut...

... okay, now that we've got dire wolves, can we bring back George Washington just so he can call trump a buffoon and a dick?

13.04.2025 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A close-up of Artemis, the look on her face clearly saying, "Don't try that again, buster. I love you."

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #13

It's been a while, we dabbled with taking in another stray...it didn't go well, and it was clear that Artemis is an only cat. The stray is at a great shelter, and now we're cuddling and recovering from the chaos. So I guess the tip is, listen to your cat 💚💚💚

11.02.2025 22:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Artemis atop her cat tree, surveying her kingdom with a very serious look on her face... besides her tongue, which is adorably blepping.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #12

The blep is v. cute, but also v. difficult to capture, so my tip is to just take rapid fire pictures, this was the product of nearly 50 identical pictures, hashtag worth it

12.01.2025 22:38 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Another picture of Artemis on catdad's shoulders. It doesn't even appear to be from a different photo shoot (it's not) but damn she's cute.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #11

SHOULDER CAT! Okay okay, this may be duplicative, but...SHOULDER CAT

10.01.2025 13:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Catdad grinning excitedly while Artemis perches on his shoulder, perhaps a bit dubiously, but she stayed up there purring for a bit!

Artemis nibbling on a bemused catdad's ear, still perched on his shoulders.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #10

SHOULDER CAT!!! Even a whisper-purr sounds like a motorcycle when it's right next to your ear 💚😍💚

09.01.2025 15:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At first glance, it seems the focus of the picture is a beautiful portrait of Ashoka Tano, created out of bras by my friend Sadie. Upon closer inspection, one can see Artemis peeking out from the curlicues of the sage green cabinet which the portrait rests atop.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #9

It's v. important for your cat to have good hiding places. 11/10 Ashoka approves

07.01.2025 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Artemis asleep, her paws entwined with catdad's hand

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #8

Hold the hand/paw of the one you love while you nap 💚💚💚

07.01.2025 01:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Artemis eating her breakfast on the couch, several pillows and a plush sea turtle in the background.

Catdad smiling like a doof while Artemis chows down next to him. There are several pillows, stuffies, and our third roommate Roombmate the roomba in the background.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #7

If you can eat meals on the couch, so can your cat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

05.01.2025 14:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Artemis's cute little face smooshed against catdad's leg, fast asleep. Her nose is just barely visible, but it is soooo temptingly boopable.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #6

While it can be tempting to boop the nose of a sleeping cat, do not. Cats NEED an admirable and enviable amount of sleep, so avoid disturbing. Even if you have to pee.

04.01.2025 14:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Catdad trepidatiously petting Artemis's stomach, her paws and claws at the ready.

Another perspective of the fluffiest of tum tums, with catdad's hand bravely administering pets.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #5

Enter the danger zone, the extra fluffy floof is worth it.

04.01.2025 00:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Artemis, asleep on catdad's tumtum, in an impossibly contorted position but totally zizzed out.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #4

If you like pretzels, get a cat.

02.01.2025 15:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Artemis asleep on catdad's tummy as he makes a bemused face.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #3

If you don't want your cat to sleep on you, then what you can do is chill out and love the cuddles.

02.01.2025 15:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cat dubiously approaching back door.

Cat inside the house with open door in the background. Visual confirmation that it she is indeed a cat and not a possum.

Cat eating food out of a salsa bowl in her new home. Double confirmation that she is not a possum.

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #2

Don't know where to get a cat? Leave your back door open and one will eventually come in. But make sure you know the difference between cats and possums...I only provide tips for one of these.

01.01.2025 17:32 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #1

Get a cat, doy (or no doy, depending on how 90s you're feeling).

Already have a cat? You know where this is going...

01.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0