myles

nope!

I LOVE SMOKING !!!!!!!!!Sory im lying

water.... cant flame.......

how Water Flame when water no flame; therefore Water can't Flame

scarcely known facts: i (me) am in the crib playing fortnite (Fortnite™️ Battle Royale) with your grandma (gam gam)

oh juniper..🌻

I implore youtubers to be brave enough to not put a beep and color bars after a minor pronunciation error. I believe it can be done

(TAKING A SHOWER, PEACEFUL AND CALM ARRANGE OF MY MAIN THEME PLAYING)
(PICKS UP 5™ in 1™ Ultimate™ Shampoo +™ Conditioner)
(THEME SLOWLY SHIFTS TO MINOR KEY WITH MOROSE OVERTONES)

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, “come on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, “what? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, “oh dang”

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

hypnotist: "drop..."

me making dubstep noises with my mouth: "bwouwouwowwoum brbrrrrbrr wawawawawa"

Ok google. Navigate to nearest crackhouse

on a completely unrelated note it is extremely easy to forget just how abysmally awful burnt garlic smells

i wonder if anyone has ever dared to ask what fried rice would taste like if you put burnt garlic into it

dog in a mustard yellow sweater

woof

theres the jstris newbie room but i think u lose access to it after 24hrs of total playtime regardless of ur stats (also i guess jstris isnt tetrio........ siiiiiighh............................................)

why didnt U tell me sooner i want to do that also. Let us engage in combat

getting turnt in the club. ive never been at this particular orientation before. i feel proud of myself, i don't think you could ever represent this orientation with only the four elementary operations. i think i could even rotate on all three axes.

i am face down on the floor in the club.

iwoulb know # bigass kity

maine coons are the only cat breed

A springer spaniel trying to eat a got damn leaf

Idiot voice: ohh I love eating disgusting leaf. I want to eat it so bad

im late to the party can i panic anyways

muted terms including me, you, a, post, i, the

my timeline with two posts one from jordan that reads “why tummy hurt” and one from heck’s maniac that reads “hnyuh”

figured out how to make this website usable, finally

meme showing the news headline: "KEVIN DURANT IS NOW TRAPPED IN A 2016 ROBLOX TYCOON SERVER" showing 3 images of kevin durant seen inside the roblox tycoon

new word complaint: it likes to insert newlines whenever i delete text forsome reason

also the word grammar check sucks utter ass

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!