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Big drooly toothy maw flustering a blushy smaller critter

Big teeth got ya feeling funny?

YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Call 1-800-BIG-TEEF for the 24 hour help line ☎️

It’s a beautiful day for the Phillies to choke in game 3 I can’t wait

I made a stamp :3

not sure what for but i have it now :3ccc

What is the healing process? Do you have to take any antibiotics or anything?

Suki's Halloween costume? Suki!

hat that says: "cargo pants? uhhhh no buddy, car go beep beep, you feeling alright man?"

good things still exist

I feel like I always end up stressed tf out every weekend during baseball post season and the Eagles regular season.

Can I help you 👁️👄👁️

LETS FUCKING GO

Not a thought in there

Hard not to be romantic about post season Phillies

The silver market is going bonkers this year. Started out at $30/oz earlier this year and it now pushing $50. Dosent make me feel good looking to the economy over the next 4 years. Last time it spiked this high was during the 08 recession 💀

User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now." Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

Wish you could buy olive brine without the olives for martinis. Currently have 5 jars of olives in the fridge that are without their brine lol

great pyrenees!

Love the editing on this

Yearning for the keystone

Yo when did Philly change the names of their subway lines 😭 was mad confused for a min

Gonna get a yuengling and watch some schwarbombs

A pic of kuma! for @torage777.bsky.social !

So amped to go to this Phillies game tomorrow

Drawing of a puppy holding a mug with the caption; "Have that crash out. You've earned it"

Crashout

Could always make a Pinterest board for inspo

Can’t post this and not tell us your order

Mr. Wolf can't believe you woke him up from his nap for this

Someone needs to invent teleportation asap 😭

Anytime someone mentions a cnc kink, all I can think about are lathes and routers

All we have to do to improve public transit in this country is keep taking Tylenol