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you know, you're right! lashing out in frustration doesn't help, I shouldn't have said that

Extreme baby voice "so you know how spiderman died but then came back in avengers? Well, it's what we call 'fiction', that didn't actually happen! You see,"

Like shaking a piggy bank...

'no one is sure'

See, you get it

Only insofar as 'flirt' is my default tone of voice

This is what you get for having a brand

Well I keep deck in... Y'know... A browser tab. Oops.

Wait, I might be stupid

deck.blue Get the most out of Bluesky with a multi-column layout

Yes, actually! deck.blue/ is basically just a tweetdeck clone.

Drink water please??

Our best!

This is going to cause a different kind of bank run

Ouugh this would fix me too tbh

That must be why they're so delicious!

And it's okay I like your freak state, the world would be a better place if we all spent more time on the freak

For some reason, these numbers on this little sheet of paper you had in your backpack are the most delicious I've tried yet! Wait, didn't you use to be, uh... Taller?

There's something about happening upon a sona that Fits Just Right, no? I used to be a quilava until I tried a fox avatar on in vr and it permanently altered my brain chemistry

One, I cannot believe people can upload stuff like this but can't cuss or say certain words

Two, even google knows how much of a leashed pet you are

Doesn't it feel right and proper to be renamed permanently?

Yep, I definitely missed a few accounts. Ah well, it's a work in progress

If only you weren't so bad at dungeons and saving throws!

Swapping a bunch of follows around in an attempt to make my phone safe to look at while on break at work

reindeer cat :3

most of the passive social media observers are still in the 'where is everyone going to go/are we even leaving twitter' phase

I mean, we're Still using fa even though we all agree it's bad simply because it's big, after all

wrong fuckin account lol

finally getting around to sorting my sfw/nsfw follows -w-; I basically don't check the birdsite at all anymore except on my AD for, reasons, so if you wanna hear my infrequent musings this is the place to do it now I guess

Please clap for her, she made it through Locktober + No-Nut November and hasn't stopped cumming since 😊

when it comes to dogboys, @rory1174.bsky.social is one of the goodest!

some japanese dude in the 90s had an idea and wrote some code and now multiple generations of pokefurs all have various egg-related fetishes

There's no rhyme or reason to how Clay picks out his fuck of the night, more like dumb luck. If you catch him heading to the bathroom stalls on his 15 minute "break" from working the bar, you're probably late to the punch. Besides, he prefers guys who already have their mouths full, anyway...