The Bayou Casuals

Even if you like your neighbors, sometimes they hang out a li'l too long. That's when you offer a snack of black beans mixed w/Extra-Hot Rotel. They'll ultimately launch themselves back home 'cause their bortholes turn into jet packs & it's too spicy for them to talk.

So can I send this to Caserio

Putting out all the gris-gris first thing in the morning. Well, can't sleep, so I'm putting it out right now. 😂 Might leave on my Stroud tee while I get 5 hoursoff sleep, worked last week!

*social media. Nah, you know what? I'm leaving the Swypo

Sorry to not be on here enough. Suicidal media is exhausting and nobody has the attention span to read a blog.

#Saints might beat the Bills by 1 in a great trap game, and then get dogwalked by Dart.

I said what I said.

Does anybody know what "liminal" actually means or is this just another buzzword
#liminal

HELP I NEED WAY MORE WHITE GRIS-GRIS #Texans

Gen X stole absurdism from British Boomers, who stole it from 1920s-30s Dada. Gen Z brought absurdism back, and I'm a fkn fan of "brainrot." You want a piece of this? Cool. Can we use it to quell anger like we did in the '90s? EVEN FKN BETTER.

It just occurred to me after mediating the stupidest Gen Alpha fight in my complex, between actual residents and a Broccolihead Parrot the very nice gal next door brought home from a bar, that Gen X will always out-meme younger generations because we did zines and have more nonsense material

A "Ritter Sport" bar eaten whole yelling "JJ MCCARTHY IS A GOTDAMN FRAUD" counts as dinner under this freakin roof

Has anyone actually listened to Hall and Oates and/or read their lyrics? Holy crap why are we boosting this godawful horsesh*t? YIKES

Sorry, hater on the @houstonchronicle.com IG, eff you in the ear

Apparently Michelin "innovates on the road"
While giving stars to people who abscond from my neighborhood
#Montrosedeservesbetter

WhitesBeing
Unaware
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Finally a decision, not too surprising at least to start the season
#Saints

Waiting on roster cuts and a #Saints QB announcement with no football for days is like

Last chance to be in the Free Fantasy League

God bless you for that interception, Quincy Riley 🙌 #whodat

Everybody ready? #Saints #NFCSouth

@igamer5000.bsky.social I ordered a thing yesterday. Was unaware I'd ever find a card that was such a wildly specific need, and for $1.89 on eBay with free shipping, but I'm glad CJ picked the right "Idol" for this. Thought you might appreciate
#houdat

OH! And your son follows me on Instagram for some reason, if that helps. 😂 Honestly an honor, and I assume it's because I'm always thumping the table about how you're the analyst I respect more than anyone in the business, because you actually do the work and have smart, detailed takes.

@csimmsqb.bsky.social I hereby throw my hat into the ring to be the new cohost of Unbuttoned. I may only have a half-assed blog, this erratic Bluesky, and a bunch of Instagram memes to offer as my resume, but I'm pretty sure Peacock money would clear the f*** out of my schedule to bring my A game

Okay guys, what do
It's too early to be this pressed
#Saints #Texans

Need two more in the free league! Got another one of these babies on the line (way higher quality than expected, sparkles a lot nicer than the photo shows). Hit me up #fantasyfootball

Oh my God I have a personal Wario running around out there #HouDat

God I wish the #Saints had played the entire game like that last minute of ball but it was impressive as hell nonetheless. Did notice we got ripped off at the end, but what else is new #whodat

Isn't this supposed to be the same #Saints o line and defense that played last week? Because it feels like some Invasion of the Body Snatchers shizz went down and Danny Stutsman was the only one spared #whodat #noforrealwhoarethesedudes

Falcons and Panthers are lucky the Saints and Bucs have lifted that division up to Borderline Mid

Bro this is my fault. After the 9th I said out loud "this is gonna be one of those 13-inning games again" 🤦🏼‍♂️

The #Astros are really going into a 12th inning against the Orioles right now. CJ knew exactly what he was doing wearing that Mariners hat today, dude is basically your dad that sends you a snarky signal that you're grounded.