Loren Galloway Bowans

Photo from a December 2015 article in The Alcalde where then-AD Mike Perrin is in the middle of the Hellraisers (in the old seats in the old south end zone, RIP those bleachers honestly ruled)

Thinkin' about this...

As with anything involving these people, I think it's ultimately somehow a grift

University of Austin (UATX) @uaustinorg UATX will never change tuition. And we will never take government money. Here's why. Graduates spend decades shouldering debt for follow credentials. This debt influences every

Wooooo buddy, you wanna talk about a hollow credential?

Blocked the punt *with his face*

I know this is kind of secondary, but in this AI dystopia bro describes, why are we wearing vests??

Omg the girl behind Dan Quinn 💀

Lil grey kitty sleepin all weird

Meanwhile, over on Twitter, I'm being harassed by a hat company lol

Can I interest you in... (opens trench coat) regular season hockey?

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

What? I was just dunking on Freddie Freeman's big freaky teeth

Both the Dodgers and Blue Jays have a lot to be proud of. That being said, the 2017 Houston Astros would beat both of these teams in four games (with cheating) and five games (without cheating).

'If a cap is the only answer, we're all in trouble': What fight over salary cap means for MLB's future There are two words MLB and the MLBPA simply cannot agree on. Here's how it got this way and what it means for the next CBA.

Friction is that there's no salary cap in baseball. MLB/owners want one to prevent an intensifying arms race for player salaries, feuled by what the Dodgers have done. Players obviously do not want a cap. Passan had a decent article about it recently:

Setting my clocks back to 2013

And that doesn't even include what they did to pay for Freeman's big fake teeth

A meme with four images and advice for resetting them for Daylight Savings Time. Image 1 -- "A Smartphone: Leave it alone, it does its magic." Image 2 -- "Sundial: Move one house to the left." Image 3 -- "Oven: You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer." Image 4 -- "Car Radio: Not worth it, wait six months."

hea'ds up

HELL YEAH, JAYS!

Sucks that Toronto has to be in Canada and Dallas has to be in Texas.

Wish it was the other way around

One time, I criticized my former employer on Twitter, and then a few days later, my husband's boss was instructed to tell my husband (who still worked for the former employer) to get control of his wife

Watching carpetbagging asswipes trample our best traditions 🙃

Texas Athletics is moving the Hellraisers out of the first row of the student section wtf lol

I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU GEORGE

Dodgers fan kid with a square popcorn bucket upside down over his head

Jim Carrey in the Mask / Freddie Freeman with his big weird fake teeth

Dominguez, what the fuck, dawg??

Up close picture of my face, and Ed and AJ about forty yards away down on the field. Also I'm wearing the flying potato hat .

Pic of me with Ed Oliver and AJ Epenesa

Saw an ad for Arby's new steak nuggets, and I'm just so happy for @houcounterplot.bsky.social that he finally got corporate to hear him out on that idea

Dude is *literally* all hat

One of those wins that feels like it really should still count as a loss

Text messages: My mom: Did you record "The Craft" on Sling? Me: No, but that movie whips Mom: Skeptical emoji

Me: [Picture of Fairuza Balk as Nancy Downs, smiling all crazy] Mom: [Shocked emoji reaction to picture]

Me: [Picture of Fairuza Balk as Nancy Downs looking disapproving/disgusted]

Mom: I might check it out Me: [Picture of Fairuza Balk as Nancy Downs looking like the "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... Yes!" meme]