I heard there was sniffing and cheese and I both of these sound good
04.08.2025 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@albertthebear.bsky.social
(normally) Bear, 34, partner of @osirisfaction.bsky.social, 18+ only, NSFW, commonly frisky with friends :3
I heard there was sniffing and cheese and I both of these sound good
04.08.2025 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Urinary tracts stop getting infected, challenge level; impossible.
04.08.2025 13:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*checking them* do I have something stuck?!?
04.08.2025 13:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Pontiac vibe with the license plate "vibing"
Hehehe
04.08.2025 13:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have finished my first week of job training.
My brain is very goo.
Dawwww thank you baby :3
29.07.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another practice and more bears =P This time the bear leaves the leather outfit and go play with butterflies.
As you may guess I intentionally give a "square" look to the brushes to step out at least once from soft shaded image. I also play with complementary colors here, and the bears are cute -w-
iβm not going to accept any statement on the βsteep environmental costβ of air conditioning while countries are backtracking on their climate goals to keep powering AI
26.07.2025 12:32 β π 2902 π 1196 π¬ 29 π 12fighting the war on kink porn on the side of kink porn.
25.07.2025 18:43 β π 2153 π 643 π¬ 15 π 2Oh gosh this just sounds better and better TBH that's a hell of a dinner table conversation group π
25.07.2025 20:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes! Same!
25.07.2025 19:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.
Bird sounds.
25.07.2025 12:46 β π 18402 π 3392 π¬ 302 π 143Wow that new place looks gorgeous! Good job!
You two go have fun ya love birds, it does my heart good to see you both so happy with each other β€οΈ
An early β80s Chevy El Camino with the fascia of an Oldsmobile 442 grafted on to the snout.
You kids want to see a sick-ass homebrew ute?
#oldcarBS #carsky #weirdcarBS
New Job starts Monday, excited anxiety is all I know.
25.07.2025 19:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't smile I dare uπ
24.07.2025 10:32 β π 1638 π 492 π¬ 34 π 60@albertthebear.bsky.social gave my car a sweet ass upgrade. Got android auto and even a back up cam.
20.07.2025 00:33 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It cleaned up soooo well πββοΈ
07.07.2025 16:22 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah below like 30mph it's just a losing battle, no matter how many times the rad is flushed it's just got too whimpy a fan...
But I don't think many women get to 83 without running into issues overheating, so she's par for the course.
We're looking at efans hopefully.
At 105 and 80 humidity the CAR overheats :P
07.07.2025 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everything has A/C if you move fast enough! :P
07.07.2025 13:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A drone display for super man 2. Part of the word superman has been obscured by a building and now simply reads "sperm"
06.07.2025 23:59 β π 1007 π 327 π¬ 1 π 25Oh that's way too cool!
07.07.2025 03:54 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I spent the day helping a friend polish and wax his '41 Nash, Gosh the whitewalls are just perfect on it, went for a Sunday evening cruise in it after.
07.07.2025 03:51 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. π
03.07.2025 12:45 β π 23104 π 4106 π¬ 381 π 379F-22 nozzles always make me feel like it's judging me for looking at its butt.
03.07.2025 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's this movie from 2001 called "joy ride" also known as "the movie where Paul Walker catfishes a trucker"
And everytime I'm on the road when it's raining I can't help but remember the line "I love the rain, keeps everybody inside, washes everything clean."
I mean they're as intelligent as toddlers and I often figure that means they've got the same emotional regulation issues so that kinda makes sense lol
"I didn't wanna shower earlier but I do now so I'm upset"
"I don't want another cookie I want the cookie I dropped" lol
"The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas"
A truly exceptional book.