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Albert The Bear

@albertthebear.bsky.social

(normally) Bear, 34, partner of @osirisfaction.bsky.social, 18+ only, NSFW, commonly frisky with friends :3

280 Followers  |  286 Following  |  1,267 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  2.0535

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I heard there was sniffing and cheese and I both of these sound good

04.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Urinary tracts stop getting infected, challenge level; impossible.

04.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*checking them* do I have something stuck?!?

04.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Pontiac vibe with the license plate "vibing"

A Pontiac vibe with the license plate "vibing"

Hehehe

04.08.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have finished my first week of job training.

My brain is very goo.

01.08.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawwww thank you baby :3

29.07.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another practice and more bears =P This time the bear leaves the leather outfit and go play with butterflies.
As you may guess I intentionally give a "square" look to the brushes to step out at least once from soft shaded image. I also play with complementary colors here, and the bears are cute -w-

26.07.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1142    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not going to accept any statement on the β€œsteep environmental cost” of air conditioning while countries are backtracking on their climate goals to keep powering AI

26.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2902    πŸ” 1196    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 12

fighting the war on kink porn on the side of kink porn.

25.07.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2153    πŸ” 643    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh gosh this just sounds better and better TBH that's a hell of a dinner table conversation group 😁

25.07.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Same!

25.07.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.

A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.

Bird sounds.

25.07.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18402    πŸ” 3392    πŸ’¬ 302    πŸ“Œ 143

Wow that new place looks gorgeous! Good job!

You two go have fun ya love birds, it does my heart good to see you both so happy with each other ❀️

25.07.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An early β€˜80s Chevy El Camino with the fascia of an Oldsmobile 442 grafted on to the snout.

An early β€˜80s Chevy El Camino with the fascia of an Oldsmobile 442 grafted on to the snout.

You kids want to see a sick-ass homebrew ute?

#oldcarBS #carsky #weirdcarBS

25.07.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

New Job starts Monday, excited anxiety is all I know.

25.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't smile I dare uπŸ˜‹

24.07.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1638    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 60
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@albertthebear.bsky.social gave my car a sweet ass upgrade. Got android auto and even a back up cam.

20.07.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It cleaned up soooo well πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

07.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah below like 30mph it's just a losing battle, no matter how many times the rad is flushed it's just got too whimpy a fan...

But I don't think many women get to 83 without running into issues overheating, so she's par for the course.

We're looking at efans hopefully.

07.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At 105 and 80 humidity the CAR overheats :P

07.07.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything has A/C if you move fast enough! :P

07.07.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A drone display for super man 2. 

Part of the word superman has been obscured by a building and now simply reads "sperm"

A drone display for super man 2. Part of the word superman has been obscured by a building and now simply reads "sperm"

06.07.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1007    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 25

Oh that's way too cool!

07.07.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I spent the day helping a friend polish and wax his '41 Nash, Gosh the whitewalls are just perfect on it, went for a Sunday evening cruise in it after.

07.07.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. πŸ˜‡

03.07.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23104    πŸ” 4106    πŸ’¬ 381    πŸ“Œ 379

F-22 nozzles always make me feel like it's judging me for looking at its butt.

03.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's this movie from 2001 called "joy ride" also known as "the movie where Paul Walker catfishes a trucker"

And everytime I'm on the road when it's raining I can't help but remember the line "I love the rain, keeps everybody inside, washes everything clean."

03.07.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean they're as intelligent as toddlers and I often figure that means they've got the same emotional regulation issues so that kinda makes sense lol

"I didn't wanna shower earlier but I do now so I'm upset"

"I don't want another cookie I want the cookie I dropped" lol

03.07.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas"

A truly exceptional book.

03.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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