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Albert The Bear

@albertthebear.bsky.social

(normally) Bear, 34, partner of @osirisfaction.bsky.social, 18+ only, NSFW, commonly frisky with friends :3

281 Followers  |  287 Following  |  1,277 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  2.0796

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Oofff sorry steel. That's really rough

07.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It meee

03.11.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A huge bronze sculpture of a bear seated on a throne atop a shiny stone pedestal.

A huge bronze sculpture of a bear seated on a throne atop a shiny stone pedestal.

Apparently Toronto has just gotten an enormous bronze bear statue to watch over a new park @ Don Mills & Eglinton. #Bearonto @holmesthebear.bsky.social @arcas.bsky.social @horriblebearbear.bsky.social @albertthebear.bsky.social @cynibear.bsky.social

29.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12

Every time I see you in person you look more and more like you, dunno how else to explain it. It's always great.

17.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna grab um :D

17.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Supernatural screencap in which Dean is holding a large case file titled "He-Wolf/she-wolf: A study in werewolf transgenderism"

A Supernatural screencap in which Dean is holding a large case file titled "He-Wolf/she-wolf: A study in werewolf transgenderism"

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday to all who celebrate

15.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

The meatballs still float through my dreams.

16.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3147    πŸ” 723    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

Bumping this. Pets are a big part of our lives and they could really use the help.

05.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

galaxy class starship reset bios

30.09.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like from @transferdinand.gay's perspective but I'm still the one who can't get put back together again lmao...

Where did I leave my fucking Flexeril πŸ˜…

30.09.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's bisexual visibility day?

That seems unnecessary...

I mean those fuckers invented lighting

23.09.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How may we be of assistance?

26.09.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The birds are thirsty this time of year

#deer 🦌

23.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6
A gouache painting of Anton the white anthropomorphic unicorn doing raptor hands and sticking his tongue out cheekily. The text next to him says β€œI’m joining the war on autism on the side of the autism” in all caps.

A gouache painting of Anton the white anthropomorphic unicorn doing raptor hands and sticking his tongue out cheekily. The text next to him says β€œI’m joining the war on autism on the side of the autism” in all caps.

I guarantee you I will only get more autistic from here lol

23.09.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1273    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
A cat being fed a Tylenol pill and then a picture of a model railroad

A cat being fed a Tylenol pill and then a picture of a model railroad

22.09.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1215    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

23.09.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1434    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 11

It's serviceable until I can get that nice Scotty velvet jacket :D

22.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you and the friends get together with period correct outfits but you didn't coordinate WHICH period.

22.09.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Large banner held by two people. Text of banner is "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM". "Respect my trans homies" is painted in the colors of the trans flag; the rest of the text is black. The banner is painted on brown cardboard.

Large banner held by two people. Text of banner is "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM". "Respect my trans homies" is painted in the colors of the trans flag; the rest of the text is black. The banner is painted on brown cardboard.

237/1461

13.09.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"but we can't support trans rights, it's unpopular!"

just a reminder that US approval for marriage between black and white people at the start of the civil rights movement was 4%, reaching a whopping 20% by the end of the movement

it's 95% now

you don't wait for popularity for a rights movement

07.09.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5375    πŸ” 2245    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 38
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for some reason i was absolutely *compelled* to give this NASA europa mission animation a freebird edit

08.09.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 662    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 23

Orange to the thigh, blue to the sky!

Oh wait no, it's capsized!

26.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing I distinctly remember from growing up Catholic is the times our religion class would pepper a bishop or cardinal with questions, usually at least one was "can I do something good to offset the bad thing I did?" The answer was always "if you're not repentant of your sins, it won't matter"

24.08.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The image shows an Amazon product review that says "Lanyard says Gayshit Impact" NOT Genshin Impact" "I think the picture sums it up, Major quality control issue"
3/5 stars

The image shows an Amazon product review that says "Lanyard says Gayshit Impact" NOT Genshin Impact" "I think the picture sums it up, Major quality control issue" 3/5 stars

24.08.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2761    πŸ” 610    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 23
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

23.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3731    πŸ” 952    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

if you work online all day, avoid eye strain with the 20-20-20 rule! after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then leave ithaca to fight in the trojan war and return 20 years later a broken man

11.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
Nine red-ink doodles of anthropomorphic bears put together in one image, all from my signed/doodled hardcovers. They are all chonky and friendly and maybe a bit suggestive, posing around, showing the goods, coyly staring at you, and one is petting a small wolf.

Nine red-ink doodles of anthropomorphic bears put together in one image, all from my signed/doodled hardcovers. They are all chonky and friendly and maybe a bit suggestive, posing around, showing the goods, coyly staring at you, and one is petting a small wolf.

Oh no, I accidentally bears.
#Doodles

11.08.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2785    πŸ” 547    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 7

I heard there was sniffing and cheese and I both of these sound good

04.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Urinary tracts stop getting infected, challenge level; impossible.

04.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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