Mephtrix

November 9, 2016

Politics be like

Im gonna try to recreate it

I shouldn't have unpinned that tweet bc it was prophetic I tell ya

"Meanwhile, you turned your information environment into a hypercapitalist post-truth digital snuff film."

Jaysus christ I have to drive to Montreal today and this thought is going to help keep me awake thanks

Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology “Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...

Once again, @mcsweeneys.net does not miss.

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"In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.'

Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.'

In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"

(I called it that because antivenin comes in similar sized glass vials and Zydrate is a hard name to pun)

Antimenom is for the people 👊

Antimenom get. Good girl renewed

They showed me little birdy, and asked you are you little birdy's mother, and I would say you are not my mother, I said not mother to the dog, and to the cow, and to the boat, and the steam shovel, and I would say you are not my mother, and I got a 90%. They say they've never seen it before, 90%.

Filter handle jumps off the machine and throws how water everywhere

Shit fuck shit

ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you

DRACULA: aw that sucks

WOLFMAN: that bites

CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks

DEVIL: that is so not cool

MUMMY: that’s tearable

ZOMBIE: what a rip off

GHOST: boo

You can't make a proper Bugs Bunny story if you don't want to fuck Bugs Bunny, TBH.

Theres a girl one but shes a UK exclusive

Wade
Wade
Wade,
you motherfucker

Its a Zergling, Lester

ok you don't have to pretend anymore #art

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

Stellaween? @antlervel.vet • 2h In our increasingly polarized and partisan America there's only one thing that can bring us all together again: Johnny Bravo But A Girl People are not getting paid and a white girl thinks another white girl will fix the problem 🙄 October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM

I just can’t get over this one, I’m sorry

Illustration of a pretty young woman in a black nightie wearing red mules with little puff balls on them she is dancing around with a little black cat who's got a red bow around its neck up at the top it says after the husband gets on the train add it down at the bottom it says contrary to the proverb, when the rat's away the cats will play

Chéri Hérouard

A very incomplete list of things we wouldn't have done if we waited for the normies to care:

- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports

Bullpups fuck. Conversion kits fuck. Dont let someone define who you are just because they made you.

Bullpup says trans rights.

Goddamn yknow its almost like you cant change a transmission on the space shuttle without 12000 of your best buddies and a half a million yellow bellies anymore

Big air vehicles are like the family farm

Everybody wants to keep them but nobody wants to *checks notes* take them apart, move them across the country, and put them back together without destroying the motherfucker completely

The weird thing is that most rich people are actually not very good with money stuff.

HAHA YES! YES!

Switching to espresso this round to cut down on wasted coffee

*instantly makes cold water*

Shit fuck hang on

Birthday!

I make a very normal webcomic

A leucistic wood duck showed up at the local lake.

#🪶 #birding #nature #wildlife