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David

@dmbee94.bsky.social

Will try to be witty, talk about books, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x

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On, not in x

01.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s fine?

01.03.2026 09:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No but my cock is xx

01.03.2026 09:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Less gown more bulge. Take notes and grow from this x

01.03.2026 08:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This could have been a bulge pic 😤😤😤

01.03.2026 08:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Found out that Britains Got Talent is still on telly.

I don’t think I know anyone that’s watched it in the last 15 years?

01.03.2026 08:26 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 7    📌 0
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Winter is over.

Spring is here.

Happy St David’s day. 🌼

01.03.2026 08:06 — 👍 71    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

DM me x

28.02.2026 11:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You save your daffodils and leeks for st David’s day!!

28.02.2026 10:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Better than a daffodil in your cock - quite the meatus!!

28.02.2026 10:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I never give it the satisfaction Ben and always install straight away x

28.02.2026 08:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ole spring eve piss up? Sure!

28.02.2026 08:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Last day of winter gang, let’s enjoy it x

28.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It’s now gotten to that time of year where a duvet past 6am is too darn hot x

28.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes the world is very depressing, but then I remind myself I live in the same timeline as Haribo Pinballs and then things seem okay again x

27.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well hello and thanks for sharing x

27.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In Nandos it simply doesn’t exist so it remains a fantasy of mine x

26.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

£4.25 for a bottomless drink in Nando is truly outrageous.

You need four drinks to get value for money, by which point your day is dominated by Fanta pisses x

26.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s fine x

26.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Work today.

26.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ve been really brave and not turned our electric blanket on for two nights in a row x

25.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Passed my exam by ONE mark.

Continuing my nearly 32 year old tradition of sloppily revising x

25.02.2026 09:27 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a BEAUTIFUL day x

25.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exam tomorrow girlies - wish me luck x

24.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
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Watched I Swear tonight.

It’s as good as everyone says.

24.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well damn, you’ve convinced me

23.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please don’t change the format!!

23.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is eating an ice cream cone with a condom in his mouth that says ' cornito ' on it ALT: a man is eating an ice cream cone with a condom in his mouth that says ' cornito ' on it

Strawberry x

22.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cornetto x

22.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not just the window you got bricked up, Luke 🫦🫦

22.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0