David

Well heck

I haven’t let it change me, don’t worry x

Dobble is good but sometimes I feel like I’m stimming as I bust with energy but have no words

Am I a gamer?

Yeah, I game..

Today I have drank about half a dozen Shirley Temples. What a fantastic drink x

Nan and I arrived safely in Paphos last night x

Well hello there x

Oooo he’s a real estate mogul 😍

Preparing to fly away tomorrow to bury some of my Nana ashes in Cyprus.

Have packed one of her scarves, some dried roses from her funeral and also her sunglasses.

Really feeling myself today because I too am 10/10 x

Update:

Didn’t pack any pants x

Just trimmed my pubes for my holidays x

Reptar x

So cold in my work accommodation I had to use my towel as a back up blanket :(

40 minutes for an episode of anything is the limit x

Worried that there currently aren’t enough Podcasts x

Accidentally posted fake news.

Turns out this is not the case and it’s still the Wild West out there.

In the meantime, my apology is coming x

Oh for fucks sake!!!

Okay well it’s true for Sainsbury’s and m&s!!

I have to buy ibuprofen in bulk at the moment so go to different shops and this is the only logic I can see x

Tell all your friends!!

It took me 31.5 years to finally figure out the side with the branding is the side that DOESN’T have that stupid leaflet no one reads.

Feel a new found sense of freedom

a cartoon character is riding a bike down a street ALT: a cartoon character is riding a bike down a street

I stepped on the scales today and I am the lightest I have been in 7 years.

Please, someone catch me before I float away x

Update: I had a Pepsi max and feel much better x

In the mood to tell everyone at work to fuck off today x

Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x

Good x

The salted caramel flipz give me a semi. So delicious!

Catching up on Strictly and Tom Skinner dancing with his tongue out is my new sleep paralysis demon

Oh good, it’s starting

A national treasure x