Today I woke up and thought I was going to Japan.
Silly me, that’s A WEEK TODAY
Friend is having a hard time at the moment with their OH.
So naturally, I whip out my favourite passage from any book and read it to them over a pint in a rough pub.
Heard it at a wedding years ago and it resonates every time I read it x
When everyone asks why I don’t have TikTok my answer is I consider it warfare to make us stupider.
Case in point: society x
Me, nodding approvingly as I listen to Sultans of Swing
Rusty spoon x
Was manscaping and have clipped the shaft twice 😐
I’m kinda cute x
Just think, somewhere in the world this year the first daffodil popped and they didn’t even know it.
Makes you wonder x
I so adore this tree outside our house x
Can happily confirm I bazooka’d that verruca x
Man, this takes me back.
Some of the best and worst days of my life. Genuinely haven’t had an argument like it since
I had quite a good day at work so that’s made me happy x
Shows how much you know me x
Left the house at 6:57am.
It was light.
£1.33 raised. Some call me a philanthropist x
In the bath thinking about this diva: the potato muppet x
I’ll try again tomorrow x
*Daddy x
Had such a lovely time x
Just arranging my train tickets x
You from another decade.
1996. Still love Pom Bears.
Bastard beat me to it
And I’ll never forget x
Jessie from Solar Opposites might just be one of my favourite cartoon characters of all time x
JD, Andy is THE snack x
Saw this teapot today and it will stay in my heart forever x
Dirty I’m afraid - no cleaning products x
Truly hit my Middle Aged peak today - finished THREE mostly empty bottles of cleaning products today.
Could swing a cat under the sink x
