How could someone do something so mean to someone so cute?
05.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How could someone do something so mean to someone so cute?
05.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂 I got my own back by being a truly awful boyfriend x
05.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Scott, an opera will be written one day x
05.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When I was 20, my ex boyfriend changed my birthday on Facebook and when I was sad none of my friends wished me happy birthday, my ex said ‘well, these people aren’t really your friends then.’
I think about this often x
I didn’t realise you were a girl of taste!
05.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Matt, I’ll get my people to reach out to your people.
I am going to be SO overstimulated
No I want to see the absolute dregs (from my hotel where all the hot boys are staying)
05.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you I shall watch this on the toilet x
05.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Turned the heating on my hands are numb x
05.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Perfect - that’s what I want to witness
05.03.2026 17:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Want to go to Benidorm so bad just to see what it’s like x
05.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Okay but we want to see for science reasons
05.03.2026 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a sore throat so naturally I had my usual lunch - spicy pitta and a scratchy packet of crisps
05.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 0If you’re previewing a voice is that a question or a command?
05.03.2026 11:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I have never asked Siri anything in my life.
Hope they’re well, though x
Absolutely true. One of the most depressing days of my life was cured by seeing Mamma Mia here we go again in cinema for the second time
04.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ate a pot of pineapple and now I have a fizzy tongue x
04.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Very close at one point but I practiced mindfulness.
Shall I send them to you?
Today has been like the manhattan project for my immodium intake today.
Absolutely shakey business and not the day for three hours on trains 💀
Correct x
02.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d never want to disrupt a work chat with one of my rippers!!
02.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The future is here x
02.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi Luke x
02.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh I love mine! I have an annular fissure so it’s mainly nerve related
02.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Muted a teams call to fart today x
02.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0This was not written by me
02.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My backs flared up again so I’m in the bath at 4:37pm
02.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
There is nothing more unattractive than the hot guy at school posting on his insta stories about missing his kids.
I said what I said x
All whilst they slag off said countries in their content
02.03.2026 10:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s March, it’s no longer St David’s day and the heating is off until November x
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