Scare Quotes

"Geinrust Farm with Two Cows by the Water's Edge," by Piet Mondrian (ca. 1905). The painting presents a composition marked by horizontal symmetry: in the upper half, a dense row of trees in shades of dark green and earth; in the lower half, these same trees are mirrored in a perfect reflection on the vibrant and luminous blue water. In the center of the bank, between the green of the treetops and the blue of the river, appear two small cows in shades of brown and white, giving a touch of life to the static landscape.

Piet Mondriaan - Gainrust Farm with Two Cows ar the Water’s Edge , ca 1905. Nitess💤

nah man there's a great vintage cask of wine in there you should check it out

Putting eggs in my gas tank because they're cheaper

Don Henly: A little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back

Lot's wife: Now you tell me

They all said my Cookie Monster impression sounded like Jabba the Hut, so I’m not speaking with my family anymore.

I remember about 20 years ago, talking on the phone with my best friend for hours about nothing.... that sounds like a for real nightmare now.

be the junkyard cat you want to see in the world

They all said my Cookie Monster impression sounded like Jabba the Hut, so I’m not speaking with my family anymore.

I was born to work in a local video store for the rest of my life but unfortunately technology robbed me of my best existence

bruno mars is called bruno ares in greece

Still sexy as fuck I say as I refill my humidifier

A mole is just a soft shell armadillo.

The common hippopotamus, who resents being called "common" as he says he has varied interests and reads avidly. For example, he enjoys different types of grasses as seen here

mods r asleep, post potamus

At least he doesn’t shoot dogs? 🤷🏻

do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window

replacing apple maps with echolocation

I could have fried in your arms tonight it must have been some kind of piss

After the police had that talk with me, I learned that being a person of interest and an interesting person are two different things.

Cinderella's Fairy Godmother was an excellent typist,
because she believed in carriage returns.

I'm always confused by people who block me for limiting replies.
It's like, "So you, too, actually DO believe in users' rights to set boundaries for who interacts with them?"

good news. wallet chains are alive and well in 2026

I want to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the New Kids on the Block dolls that had plastic Ken hair with real braided rat tails poking out the back.

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This is the correct answer.

Cop stroking and caressing bald head of a Marine while several people try to detain the marine.

Why the fuck is that cop caressing his head?

I’m onto watching marathons of shows that once I could only watch weekly. It’s a wild life.

What’s something you could do in the 80s that you can’t do today? I’ll start: sell arms to Iran.

My favorite Dragon Balls character is either Roku or Velveeta.