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*pressing my ear to the asphalt*
A Blockbuster once stood here…
I’m sorry if I offended you, I was trying to offend someone else (your mom)
Nobody double dog dares anymore
“Goldfish live for, like, 20 years.”
Not in this house, they don’t.
The corner store by me sells crypto (machine next to the ATM) and lottery tickets, but no fresh fruit.
Groan.
So, he picked the peppers after they were pickled?
It's been a long time since we added letters. We should have a triple U by now.
if you see me quoting Wham! songs, no you didn’t. that was so last christmas
I love that color! I’m bookmarking this to steal the idea.
Add a letter, ruin a song
Simply the Beast
Timothée is not cancelled, he is BARREd
filling my weekly pill organizer with cautionary tales
*takes off my glasses and rubs the bridge of my nose* kids, I’m too employed to know or care what frame mogging is
imagine dragon these nuts across
I know I’m pretty annoying but just imagine if I was ugly annoying
ending every conversation with jazz hands
the guy who has me shackled to his radiator said i can’t have lunch next week unless my skeet goes viral
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Wow! That first one looks like dew drops of gold! What a great photo. I’ve never seen grass in this way before.
I love all your river videos today! Thanks for sharing!
Piet Mondriaan - Gainrust Farm with Two Cows ar the Water’s Edge , ca 1905. Nitess💤
nah man there's a great vintage cask of wine in there you should check it out
Putting eggs in my gas tank because they're cheaper
Don Henly: A little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back
Lot's wife: Now you tell me
They all said my Cookie Monster impression sounded like Jabba the Hut, so I’m not speaking with my family anymore.
I remember about 20 years ago, talking on the phone with my best friend for hours about nothing.... that sounds like a for real nightmare now.
be the junkyard cat you want to see in the world
They all said my Cookie Monster impression sounded like Jabba the Hut, so I’m not speaking with my family anymore.