I went to my local art shop to find a pair of paintings I’d seen in a pub. I described them badly, and was given a catalogue. Found them and asked if they were in stock. The assistant sighed and pointed to a pile right next to me that I’d missed.
Waking out, I noticed they were also in the window.
You shouldn’t do it because the enzymes in the tablets need food to activate. Rinsing your plates means it’s less effective.
You weren’t aware because, despite my best intentions, I don’t actually do that much art.
Definitely pick it up again. I used to be really good when I was a kid, and then I just stopped. It is fun, but stressful and you have to trust the process. I’m never happy until it’s done, and even then…
Oh, bollocks. I’m not paying £30 for a suspicious jar from eBay, so I’m just going to have to make my own.
Good lord!
Truffle marmite is incredible, I must grab some more.
You know what they say… the early bird gets the bread.
Darth Tanian and the three musketeers.
Plant the seeds and in a month you’ll have a fresh loaf of bread.
Cheers
This picture can be hung on the wall in much the same way that bricks can’t.
(Actually, it’s just going to end up in my portfolio case, never to be seen again, like all my other drawings.)
People hate hearing the truth.
The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.
All the actors have to wear cardboard cutout masks of celebrities.
This is why I only produce art in physical mediums... and am crap.
Worshipful Bros.
It's sad for artists today that we can't easily tell anymore.
Had you pushed me, I'd have argued it was AI, there are a few things which would make me question it.
Last year, I built a site and asked for feedback. They replied with what were clearly AI generated suggestions. I made some changes but ignored a lot, and again asked for feedback. Got another batch of AI suggestions, some contradicting the first. I just said I'd done them and sent the invoice.
And yet...
Oooh! Bookmarked.
The sprog and I really like ramen, we have it regularly. We even bought special matching bowls.
The cricket score site is a great idea. Takes me back to when I ran a very small bulletin board and one of the themes was designed to look like Outlook so people could shitpost at work. Those were the days.
Marie Anti-oinette
I can’t believe this nonsense is still doing the rounds.
The rumour that children are identifying as cats is imported from America because a school was found to have cat litter in their classrooms.
The reason? So the kids had somewhere to piss during school-shooter lockdowns.
Reform are morons.
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
I think it will take getting used to, but I’ll get over it, especially as I normally have a second screen with live timing, map, and mini sectors anyway.
I don’t know about Ewa’s mum, but mine came free with a bunch of silicone bags I’d bought to cut down on my single-use plastic.
The bags are good, can use them when you’d use a sandwich bag or clingfilm, but your technique wouldn’t work, they’re too rigid. The stand doesn’t work either though.
I’ve got one! It’s useless. It needs a suction cup base at the very least.
This is how I access Bluesky.
"... and orphanages, and weddings... erm... What else might we hit? Oh, and theme parks."
If you're an estate agent called Aston Fox, you need to come up with a clever way of making sure people know it.
astonfox.co.uk
