Everyone’s Favourite Jim

Fuck Labour. Despicable.

That would be a great idea!
I crowdsourced mine a few months ago.

Holy shit. The sprog makes better 5 minute movies with her friends.
I do like the rule of the cat only being able to speak to each person once, and every time it seems it's just to explain that rule.

The perfect host.

Baguette train

Chew chew!

Was this taken when he was cowering in Selfridges after helping cause mass panic by spreading rumours of a terrorist attack with absolutely no evidence, then refused to admit for months that it didn't happen, despite the fact it didn't happen?

Hold up. He’s threatening that young gay with violence if he doesn’t ‘go straight’ but his name is Queen?!
This is outrageous hypocrisy.

I’ve now seen that Fantastic Four movie.
It was fine.

Just saw this on the board, then your post. All I can say is, I’m looking forward to the taste test.

FAQ:

Q: What even is this?
This account tracks the live level of the urine tank on the International Space Station.

Q: So it's, like, real? Live? Right now?
Yes.

Helicopters are bloody difficult. I know a pilot who used to work the oil rigs, he has some incredible stories, a lot of them involve vomit.
These don’t hover, they’re just go-karts with a hang-glider. Piece of piss.

It seems fairly intuitive. You've got a throttle and you move the wing around with your hands, how tricky can it be?

The live-action Animals of Farthing Wood reboot is looking good.

If it were me, I’d take the gig then wait until my parts were recorded and I was impossible to recast, before going wild supporting trans rights. The press would yum it up.
I still have my fingers crossed that someone from this or the show is going to do it.

Finally got round to changing this back to what it should be. Let’s see how long it lasts.

This is one of my favourites, and I must admit it took me a moment when I originally found it.

This guy definitely took a wrong turn on the way to the shitter and is trying to style it out.

Good.

“Ocean scene bold easy colouring book” It’s funny because it’s almost “Ocean Colour Scene” the band that released the album Moseley Shoals.

Looking forward to this. I really liked their second album, Moseley Shoals.

Aalborg Zoo asks for unwanted pets to feed its predators Aalborg Zoo says the unique scheme is aimed at mimicking what its predators would eat in the wild.

I’m going to show this to the sprog, then offer her a trip to a Danish zoo when she’s misbehaving.

Inside Out if Pixar had never figured out computers.

A finger operated computer mouse.

I can’t believe they’re rebooting one of my favourite childhood characters.
Can’t they just leave things alone?!

That time our telephone pole ran away and I put up signs on every cat I saw.

Detectorists back to the future mash up

I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.

Tweet screenshots Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tikt... Follow @theJeremyVine STATEMENT Thank-you for such kind messages about my libel action against Joey Barton. I can confirm it is now concluded and I am satisfied with the result. Mr Barton has now paid out more than half a million pounds in my case alone. 16:05 • 30 Jul 25 • 51.2K Views 71 Reposts 46 Quotes 769 Likes 46 Bookmarks : Most relevant replies v Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h S Replying to @theJeremyVine There seems to be some confusion about the stages of the case. The below is to explain the numbers. I have no further beef with Mr Barton, who has a series of ongoing legal problems to deal with. While defending my libel action, he also became a convicted wifebeater. 1 176 74 1hl 7.4K 贝 Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... •1h g My damages in the case were £110,000. These were paid last year, and Mr Barton made the agreed public apology. But my costs in bringing the case were between 180 and 190k. Mr Barton pledged in court to pay the costs, then chose to argue that the figure was too high. せ2 46 Ill 7.3K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g Frustratingly, this meant I had to bring a separate action to recover my costs. The separate action also had a cost to it. Mr Barton surrendered on the main costs two days before the costs recovery action, but it was too late to avoid being liable for the costs recovery action. t73 © 51 Ill 6.7K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g So Barton paid for the libel. He paid the costs. He paid interest on the costs. He paid the cost of losing a challenge on the costs. And he paid his own costs, which will be more than mine because he had fancier lawyers. He has lost at least half a million pounds. © 92 1hl 6.6K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... BARTON'S BILL 110k - the libel. 160k — my costs. 3.6k — interest on costs. 43k — my costs recovery action. 200k — his costs. MINIMUM £516,600 4 1216 © 101 1hl 6.6K • 1h 贝 ∞ Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... 9.1h g People asked, 'What if Barton refuses to pay, or can't pay?' To ensure he had the funds, I had to commission legal searches on his house. He owns it outright. Lawyers advised me that if he did not pay, they could put a charge on his house. セし7 © 57 1hl 6.1K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h This would mean Mr Barton would effectively become my tenant, paying me rent to live there. If he fell behind with the rent, I would have the right to evict him or force the sale of his house to recoup my debt. 4 174 072 In 6.4K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I had no wish to be in that position and I am grateful to my lawyers in ensuring we got the final payments in today. My barrister is Gervase de Wilde @5RB and my solicitor is Judith Thompson, who specialises in online defamation. If you need her she is here: @devonsolicitors 1 174 59 1l1 9.9K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I may return to this subject in due course but for now it is a relief just to be vindicated and to have the case settled so decisively. Thank-you for reading this, especially if you sent messages of support. J 4 173 • 112 Ill 9.6K

Yes, Vine is a twat, but Barton is a grade A cunt and this is objectively hilarious

Crofty is definitely the kind of person who will straddle the lanes to stop people ‘pushing in’.

Oh my god! I just had to check the size of the one in my cupboard to envision what that behemoth would look like. I have the same 210g, so I say again... oh my god.