Everyone’s Favourite Jim

The FIFA peace prize makes its feelings known…

Fucking taking the fucking peace prize…

Fair. Also, you don't want to take away your excuse for buying a 3D printer.

Worth a punt! I reckon there are some Hula-hoopy people out there.

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Would it not work with a desktop pen-holder wheelie bin?

Not my work, I took it from a reddit thread.

Just got round to giving this a go, it's done quite well.
I lost a bit of time pissing about in Paris, but finished with £100 still in my pocket.

I finished 238th in the race from Inverness to Gibraltar with a time of 2d 21h 54m 50.3s!
Can you beat my time? Join the fun at geo-racers.com

PotatoCam 🥔📹 The worst video camera you’ve used in a LONG time.

Anyway, try posting your lo-fi 30 second masterpieces & let me know how you get on
vole.wtf/potatocam/

Typing that out, I realisd this almost works to the tune of 12 days of Christmas.

Oooonnnne thoouusaaand peas!
4 sausages
3 ice poles
2 French croissants
8 parathas in some gravy

We’ve got a new freezer coming next week so are trying to clear as much as we can.
Meals for the next couple of days will involve:
4 sausages
6 fish fingers
2 packs of bacon
1000 peas
8 parathas
2 croissants
3 ice poles
Butternut squash cubes
Pork gravy
A haggis

Happy birthday!

‘Nanny have we been bad?’ Brilliant.

Here are some suggestions I've been given in the past, outside of the obvious museums and galleries.
www.novelty-automation.com
www.cartoonmuseum.org
wellcomecollection.org
hunterianmuseum.org
www.londonmithraeum.com
www.londonmuseum.org.uk/collections/...
www.towerbridge.org.uk/lift-times

It's fixed!
Thank god. I've been worried about those astronauts drinking their own piss for the past week and a half.

Liz Truss sits at a desk. I've added the caption "first of all, are you ok?"

A pile of stripy humbugs.

Striped like a humbug.

Uh oh. This happened randomly as I was using it. Let’s see if the trick works again.

A screenshot of the Bluesky header for @punpages.com showing that it’s finally hit 200 followers.

Nice! Thank you, guys.
Now go and spread the word. It’s on Facebook and Threads too if you frequent those places.
• www.facebook.com/profile.php?...
• www.threads.com/@pun.pages

Rather than shock, he's probably thinking "Fucking Derek, always showing off. Why can't he just be cool."

Yeah, and if they swapped it to make the bubble fit the text, keeping the font size the same, the placement wouldn't be so bad, so the whole thing appears to be a deliberate style.

Do you have any vacancies?

I just checked it out and looked at a few others, it seems they just drag a bubble onto the panel without really thinking about it. The worst thing is, their settings resize the text to make it fill the bubble, so when there's not a lot going on it looks like the characters are shouting.

A map of the world with numbers in coloured blobs showing the concentration of punny businesses around the globe.

You could also suggest your own, either by adding a listing on the site yourself, or by tagging or DMing @punpages.com on this very app.

I've been keeping an eye on the follower count to see when it breaks the heady heights of 200 and noticed today that one person has unfollowed. Booo!
If you want nonsense like this in your feed only once a day, then give it a follow, why not. There are currently 350 punny businesses on the site too.

A photo of an e-reader. The text reads "He lay on his side and watched her breathe, her breasts, the sweep of a flank defined with the functional elegance of a war planes' fuselage."

You can't edit it on the board because I commented it there too. So there.

Also, it read the colour hexcode as "Number three hundred and thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three". Which I thought was funny.
It's doable, you could probably find and replace the punctuation and change it to words, but would be a lot of effort.

In space, no one can hear you phone home.

Could you do it with text-to-speech? I'm obviously not talking about AI, but the old school voices. It would be cool listening to it in a weird Stephen Hawking voice.
Hang on... just tried it with Conga and, whilst it sounds cool, it doesn't work because it doesn't read the punctuation aloud. Bah.

A comparison between the YouTube thumbnail and a screenshot from the actual video. In the thumbnail, the shop signs have been changed with AI to use arabic and hindu scripts, whereas in real life the shops are all in English. He also changed the head of a cyclist so they were wearing a balaclava.

This guy is such a prick. I only found out about him the other day because he'd been to my area and used AI to change the shop signage and put a balaclava on a cyclist for the thumbnail in order to get more clicks from other pricks.