Shokolada ✍️

i woke up in my catsuit today ^^

Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

xkcd.com/3165/

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

It’s becoming clear that the Democratic Party isn’t an actual political entity, it’s just there to give Republicans some enrichment in the Congressional enclosure

YouTube video by Messy Entertainment European Woman Turned Into Human Cream Puff!! Live on TV!

A friend sent me this, and it’s all I have learned so far:
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“It's a show called Glücksspirale or at least one that had that word in the background and on the floor. youtu.be/Vg1MQlrrsUY?...

BLOCK HAMSTRONG

First sybian ride with @cleomercury.bsky.social went about like I was expecting...

Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Time to jiggle some Vespa butt (expert jiggling by @kissmedeadlydoll.bsky.social)

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And that's a wrap

… like I have any friends left who don’t know I’m a weirdo 🤪

I REALLY NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION FROM WHICH BLUESKY ACCOUNT I’M SENDING REPLIES

LEGO posted this cute video for the launch of their first official #StarTrek set today

#LEGO

I was the guest in the recent episode of Straight from the Horse's Mouth. Give it a listen if you're curious about pony play stuff!

13. Pony Freyja | Podcast Episode on RSS.com This week, Kylian interviews his competitor for the North American Pony title, and very good friend, Pony Freyja. They are the one of the co-organizers for the very popular and well known DC Pony Herd...

I’m a few hours late, but the next episode of Straight from the Horse’s Mouth is live! @kjatar.bsky.social
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This is complete hogwash

m: Emma Magnolia

we're issuing a blåhaj to every household in NYC and Virginia

SKELETITTIES

#sillygoose #bigboobs #boobs #bts

Our inflatable pvc vacbed now in pink! CandyCoatedUS.com

Shok in control of the mech: “I will defend this city and its inhabitants against all threats.”

Vanessa in control: “I’m allowed to break stuff, yay!!! Everyone got out, right?”

lil latex bunny going on a night out ^^

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Smudge is laying at the top of the cat tree, Spice is in the middle, and Saja is there at the bottom. It's all coming together now!

NEWS FLASH: We have achieved the rare and coveted Cat Tree Triple Decker

Them: “what does DOM stand for? wrong answers only” Me: Document Object Model #nerd

And dang it, even if my little wants CNC sexual age play, it's still two adults playing a game where the first C does stand for "consensual". I cannot stand how ready people are to jump on the pedophilia wagon because they think they've ID'd you as someone they can feel superior to with no effort.