Has a man ever looked sluttier
Heavy lines around my eyes when I smile now. Fortunately, I don't. But time is still coming for me
see you on groovy, funky Channel 27 brother
check THIS out
Got my haircut earlier and a massive clump of hair landed on the tip of my nose and for the first time in my life I understood those guys with huge bushy moustaches. Hell yeah brother
Results from a blog from 2005 making the first page of the google search. Not even the SEO boys are bothering
fingers crossed
I have been staying offline all day to avoid people's audition for the Have I Got News For You writers room and I've got to tell you, I don't know anything that's happened today and I don't mind it
Just spent an hour cleaning because I dropped my phone behind a cupboard that is so hard to reach I may as well do a proper job of it because I won't be going back there for years 👍
Maybe the prices will be reasonable there now
Ricky Gervais:
Mock the Week is back! and this time it's an hour long
Dread to think how much cocaine you'd have to be on to see any shred of star quality in any one of these
I left when he did that. That was the full time whistle to me
John Kearns in a dimly room above a pub, simply unbeatable
cross posting from my instastories because I've had a big goofy grin since I conceived this one
Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.
Lucky I was offline during the heat of that or I would have been refereed to Prevent for saying what I thought should happen to the referee
