GπŸ”žM Autonomous Model 3000

GπŸ”žM Autonomous Model 3000

@groovebot3000.bsky.social

I am a writer of fictions stuck in a digital limbo, conjuring worlds to brighten my own.

284 Followers 1,463 Following 959 Posts Joined Nov 2023
15 hours ago

I wanna believe in this, but the last time I heard something like this logic it was a friend low-key rooting for Donald Trump's presidency on the grounds that it would be so disastrous for the nation we would be forced to change or break in the wake.

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2 days ago

I mean I still don't get the popularity of Charizard with it being just a basic bitch dragon when it's flanked by a pair of bizarre kaiju with a forrest its back and a pair of literal cannons popping from its shoulders (respectively), but I long ago conceded I am not the Pokemon majority.

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3 days ago

High-key infuriating.

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4 days ago
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Never let it be said I wasn't down to shitpost.

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6 days ago

Honestly if someone told me I could be born rich but I had to do it in another time I'd still try and swing it after indoor plumbing and penicillin... maybe I could still change the timeline for the better with the knowledge, who knows?

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6 days ago
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a man is carrying a chair on his back in the dark . ALT: a man is carrying a chair on his back in the dark .

Oh I'm looking forward to this one now.

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1 week ago

The Masterpiece Society by Doubleintegral.

It's the kind of story I suspect you could slip between the pages of a magazine or compilation paperback and possibly not realize it was fetish literature first.

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1 week ago

Cake is just bread with lots of sugar and fat in it, so she probably qualifies.

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1 week ago

I acknowledge you loved that song.

It terrorized me as a child.

I used to sleep with the radio on, listening to the oldies station, and then that sad song about first love lost tragically made me so irrationally angry, that even as a five year old I'd scream, jump out of bed, and unplug the radio.

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1 week ago

You just reminded me that 1999 was the year Pearl Jam released Last Kiss, and I hate that song so much that it made me hate Pearl Jam for decades.

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1 week ago

Had to give this a second look and realize it was the titties falling rather than just clapping together... could have made for a funny gif, lol.

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1 week ago
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Mirrorverse Gastric Band, got it.

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1 week ago

In my experience as someone who has admired certain folks in the community, you kinda just have to reach out to them rather than hoping for an attaboy.

Turns out we're all just kinda online weirdos for the most part.

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1 week ago

I mean when I'm feeling shitty about my creative talents I just go back and try jerking off to my stuff... if it's still turning me on, it's doing its job.

I feel like being a smut creator is one of the few creative fields where it should be encouraged to stroke your own ego.

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1 week ago

I was just thinking about making Chow Mein Cookies with pistachios for a fraction of the price of the Dubai Chocolate, lmao.

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1 week ago

So I have an idea... youtube.com/shorts/upkSN...

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1 week ago

Well in fairness I mostly know you as the guy that's been doing funky comics for a long ass time and also made that comic panel meme edit that people thought was real for a while.

Game is a lot of fun, for the record: Has a whole ass solo campaign for lonely weirdos and everything.

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1 week ago

It's a hell of a tightrope to walk, because I know learning a whole new system that's reasonably dense can be a big ask. Sometimes it's just easier for tables to strip out the mechanics they're not vibing with.

I advocate for simple systems with strong cores you can bolt supplements to for theme.

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1 week ago

bsky.app/profile/blam...

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1 week ago
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Not the character from the franchise I would have immediately picked, admittedly.

But I respect it.

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1 week ago

More like the Edgehog. πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜

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1 week ago
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a cartoon character with a big mustache and goggles on his head ALT: a cartoon character with a big mustache and goggles on his head

Now have her try and fail to take off...

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2 weeks ago

Finally a virus worth spreading.

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2 weeks ago

"Stop eating our gold!"

"But we're out of elixirs..."

"And what makes you think we'll be able to buy more if you keep eating all of it? You literally jingle when you walk!"

"Can't we just warp back to the starting town and buy some cheap ones?"

"SHE ATE OUR WARP FLUTE!"

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2 weeks ago

It is a spectacularly privileged position to live in America right now and withhold one's vote to "teach the closest thing to 'your side' a lesson".

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2 weeks ago

Doing art for art's sake is all well and good but the people who argue for it never do so in favor of hobbyist artists... and making art for a living requires a living to help you make art.

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2 weeks ago

I think what's more upsetting than that was that it wasn't even suicidal ideation... it's just an ADHD byproduct.

That childish compulsion to put your hand on the stove even though you know it's hot and will burn you, but to things that would downright main or kill you.

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2 weeks ago

No joke: She called the head of the facility in, had to have an extended conversation with them about the call of the void, and the weeks later I discovered they failed my evaluation for "suicidal ideation".

My case worker was pissed, most of all because she has to call to learn this from them.

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2 weeks ago

"One must go fast... but then, who amongst us could outrace the specter of oblivion at the hands of time? Even the fastest amongst us cannot outrun the swing of the reaper's scythe."

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2 weeks ago

Had a therapist ask me if I ever had suicidal thoughts... told her about this.

It went poorly.

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